Today, my seemingly normal girlfriend decided to erase every girl's name out of my phone. Family and all. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my girlfriend demanded that I delete all my female contacts or she’d set my stuff on fire. Yes, that includes my mother. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me and threw all my stuff out into the yard because she caught me "texting another woman". Guess it didn't matter to her that the contact name was "Mom". FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I refused to give her my phone's passcode. FML
Today, my 12 year old cousin decided that "all men are pigs" and deleted every male contact in my phone. FML
Today, I was in bed with my girlfriend and she asked to see my phone to check my Snapchat to see what was in there. After she was done with it, she start looking into her phone to see her memories and started crying over her ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, my girlfriend came up to me to ask me to have access to my Google account, just so she could delete all my photos then break up with me, saying I was in the wrong. She thought it was disrespectful for me to have a life outside of her. FML
Today, I looked through my girlfriend's phone book and saw two entries with my name. One had "(cute)" attached to it. I checked to see if it was my number. It wasn't. FML
Today, my girlfriend went through my phone and when she found nothing she accused me of having a secret second phone, and is tearing apart the house and both cars looking for a secret phone. I’ve been making calls so the cops and a locksmith are on their way, I need this bitch out of my life. FML
Today, I asked my fiancé's daughter to use her phone so I could call mine which I'd misplaced. Busy with homework, she nodded. Only after she jumped up did I notice that she had my number listed with a humiliating nickname, and accompanied by a photo of her middle finger. FML
Today, my girlfriend went through my phone and computer and deleted all my videos and photos of my high school girlfriend, who died when she was only 16. Her excuse was that keeping those photos was emotional cheating. FML
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Top comments
eggmarie 25
Sounds like an overly attached girlfriend song. Also, what is with all the jealous girlfriends lately?
Posthuman 26
She thought your aunt was trying to steal you ;)
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Comments (161)
candacekmp 14
Maybe it's time to find a less jealous lady to call your girlfriend...
DRAGON417 3
RUN! Not worth it. It's petty and her own insecurity.
kennie999 5
Same thing happened to me in my past relationship it was a 3 year relationship and she ended up cheating HA! The irony but leave ASAP the relationship can only go downhill from that moment because that's what happens with me good luck OP
SamanthaCassieL 10
That's when seemingly normal girlfriend slowly starts to move to crazy ex girlfriend lol just kidding.. But you need to have a serious talk with her and straighten her out a bit lol that is definitely crossing the like a tad bit
gracehi 33
^It's all in the name, dude. Who the hell can remember a name that looks like a license plate number?
rekege 18
Overly attached girlfriend..?
Fmlsea 28
The clingy girlfriend , time to find a new one .
americanLegion1 2
I'm not a relationship expert but I would either give her a talk or run, run far away.
Taskmaster_fml 13
She really has no right to be going through OP's phone regardless of what OP may or may not have done in the past. Bottom line here is if she can not trust him, they should not be dating. One of the keys to maintaining a healthy and happy relationship is having trust. Also if her self-esteem is so low that she can not even handle the thought of OP talking to other females, it really sounds like she needs to work more on herself before she considers being with someone. Besides all that who really wants to be an insanely, clingy girlfriend? OP should be rid of this mess of a woman while he still can.
lostfaithinpppl 19
Well said.
Lac2501 2
Run bro