By nonfreehugs - 04/10/2012 05:09 - United States - Seattle

Today, a classmate came up to me, quickly shoved a dollar bill down my shirt, threw her arms around me and told me to pretend I was her boyfriend to avoid some other guy. Sad thing is, this is the first girl I've hugged in ages. FML
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tne201992 12

She only gave you a dollar? What a cheap bitch!

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MrHotShot22 6

You got your first hug and you made some money? Sounds like a good day to me.

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tne201992 12

She only gave you a dollar? What a cheap bitch!

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stavrosg 3

Yeah, she should at the very least have bought you dinner. Like in a date, but she'd be paying.

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gc327072 30

OP could always go to Cthulhu for free hugs.

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drewcat21 0

Well take it when you can get it I guess!

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thelinlinx3 10

Exactly what I thought! Could have at least been five dollars.

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Arachu 5

I'm gonna say you deserved it, but in a good way. Most people should have Some good luck at some point to break their streak of bad. =)

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MrHotShot22 6

You got your first hug and you made some money? Sounds like a good day to me.

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lolipop1234_fml 7

It wasn't his first hug, it was his first hug in ages.

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Drigr 9

If she was the least bit attractive and if he was single (first hug in ages, its a safe assumption), he should've at least made out with her, if not tried to get some boob. Or, be a little more romantic if he's into her and give her the dollar back and say, "how about you keep the dollarand I'll be your boyfriend for REAL?"

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lolipop1234_fml 7

Do ya not think it's a bit early to ask to be someones boyfriend, after one hug?

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LiterOfCola 16

Awesome 5/20. You're just so logical! Quit being a buzzkill

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datoismyname 22

Yup now he's going to go ***** on the streets to make some extra cash

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annie_nk 22

12 - I pictured an aging man with a cardboard sign "will give hugs for food".

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aFreedom127 9

Hugs for a buck...how much for second base?

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Nightwolf32 5

Forget that, how much for a home run. Making sure to do a slow walk through all the bases.

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KiddNYC1O 20

Four dollars. Third is twelve. And home is $699.99.

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darwinism 30

Go back to her when the other guy is there again and shove a few coins down her knickers and say "here is your change. I don't think my hug was good enough so I owe you some change".

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GothickNihilist 15

Become friends with Abby Scuito and you'll have endless hugs.

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Drigr 9

I wouldn't WANT those hugs to stop. She is very attractive in a mysteriously gothic sort of way. I see her listening to metal, enjoying some good action flicks, and being a bit of a gamer.

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GothickNihilist 15

I know she's the coolest most adorable goth ever . As a goth , a gamer , and a geek I could only wish to be that cool. Also I would personally love a hug from Abby .^_^

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XanderJayNix 17

Abby... Most, if not every, crime nerds crush :) Hard to believe she's in her 40's...

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kittytub 12

65- woah, really? same with the lead actor from the big bang theory. he's 39/40. they both look twenty.

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NYCBOII123 7

Cherish this moment! It's your first hug even though she paid you, which isn't bad.

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Ugi 26

Getting paid for something you enjoyed doing anyway - isn't that everybody's idea of a good plan? And you never know - it might have been an opening gambit in a plan to make you her real BF. She wouldn't have chosen someone she found repulsive after all....

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mikepzz 27

haha man if she's paying you then you scored big time hahaha

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