By nonfreehugs - 04/10/2012 05:09 - United States - Seattle

Today, a classmate came up to me, quickly shoved a dollar bill down my shirt, threw her arms around me and told me to pretend I was her boyfriend to avoid some other guy. Sad thing is, this is the first girl I've hugged in ages. FML
I agree, your life sucks 27 636
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She only gave you a dollar? What a cheap bitch!

You got your first hug and you made some money? Sounds like a good day to me.

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She only gave you a dollar? What a cheap bitch!

That's just pathetic.

Yeah, she should at the very least have bought you dinner. Like in a date, but she'd be paying.

OP could always go to Cthulhu for free hugs.

Well take it when you can get it I guess!

Exactly what I thought! Could have at least been five dollars.

I'm gonna say you deserved it, but in a good way. Most people should have Some good luck at some point to break their streak of bad. =)

You got your first hug and you made some money? Sounds like a good day to me.

It wasn't his first hug, it was his first hug in ages.

If she was the least bit attractive and if he was single (first hug in ages, its a safe assumption), he should've at least made out with her, if not tried to get some boob. Or, be a little more romantic if he's into her and give her the dollar back and say, "how about you keep the dollarand I'll be your boyfriend for REAL?"

Do ya not think it's a bit early to ask to be someones boyfriend, after one hug?

Awesome 5/20. You're just so logical! Quit being a buzzkill

At least ya got a dollar for it.

Yup now he's going to go whore on the streets to make some extra cash

Well he could become an escort :P

12 - I pictured an aging man with a cardboard sign "will give hugs for food".

Should've gone in for the kiss.

Or the motorboat

Hugs for a buck...how much for second base?

Forget that, how much for a home run. Making sure to do a slow walk through all the bases.

Four dollars. Third is twelve. And home is $699.99.

Go back to her when the other guy is there again and shove a few coins down her knickers and say "here is your change. I don't think my hug was good enough so I owe you some change".

Become friends with Abby Scuito and you'll have endless hugs.

I wouldn't WANT those hugs to stop. She is very attractive in a mysteriously gothic sort of way. I see her listening to metal, enjoying some good action flicks, and being a bit of a gamer.

I know she's the coolest most adorable goth ever . As a goth , a gamer , and a geek I could only wish to be that cool. Also I would personally love a hug from Abby .^_^

Abby... Most, if not every, crime nerds crush :) Hard to believe she's in her 40's...

65- woah, really? same with the lead actor from the big bang theory. he's 39/40. they both look twenty.

Cherish this moment! It's your first hug even though she paid you, which isn't bad.

Getting paid for something you enjoyed doing anyway - isn't that everybody's idea of a good plan? And you never know - it might have been an opening gambit in a plan to make you her real BF. She wouldn't have chosen someone she found repulsive after all....

haha man if she's paying you then you scored big time hahaha