Today, my seemingly normal girlfriend decided to erase every girl's name out of my phone. Family and all. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my girlfriend demanded that I delete all my female contacts or she’d set my stuff on fire. Yes, that includes my mother. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me and threw all my stuff out into the yard because she caught me "texting another woman". Guess it didn't matter to her that the contact name was "Mom". FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I refused to give her my phone's passcode. FML
Today, my 12 year old cousin decided that "all men are pigs" and deleted every male contact in my phone. FML
Today, I was in bed with my girlfriend and she asked to see my phone to check my Snapchat to see what was in there. After she was done with it, she start looking into her phone to see her memories and started crying over her ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, my girlfriend came up to me to ask me to have access to my Google account, just so she could delete all my photos then break up with me, saying I was in the wrong. She thought it was disrespectful for me to have a life outside of her. FML
Today, I looked through my girlfriend's phone book and saw two entries with my name. One had "(cute)" attached to it. I checked to see if it was my number. It wasn't. FML
Today, my girlfriend went through my phone and when she found nothing she accused me of having a secret second phone, and is tearing apart the house and both cars looking for a secret phone. I’ve been making calls so the cops and a locksmith are on their way, I need this bitch out of my life. FML
Today, I asked my fiancé's daughter to use her phone so I could call mine which I'd misplaced. Busy with homework, she nodded. Only after she jumped up did I notice that she had my number listed with a humiliating nickname, and accompanied by a photo of her middle finger. FML
Today, my girlfriend went through my phone and computer and deleted all my videos and photos of my high school girlfriend, who died when she was only 16. Her excuse was that keeping those photos was emotional cheating. FML
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eggmarie 25
Sounds like an overly attached girlfriend song. Also, what is with all the jealous girlfriends lately?
Posthuman 26
She thought your aunt was trying to steal you ;)
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Comments (161)
perdix 31
Don't share with her that you are bi-curious or you'll have no contacts on your phone.
dancer4life143 13
If this is the first vary thing she's done (I'm assuming it is since you said "seemingly normal girlfriend", maybe one of her friends or family members just found out that their boyfriend was cheating on them and it freaked your girlfriend out? If she's never done anything like this before, there must be a reason why she started now. You should try talking to her about it before you decide if you want to break up with her(:
dancer4life143 13
"crazy" not "vary" haha
lostfaithinpppl 19
Still not good enough excuse for doing what she did. OP, what she did should absolutely be a deal breaker. Please run far and fast while you can.
dancer4life143 13
I'm not saying it's an excuse, I'm just saying that if they had a good relationship before she started acting crazy, they shouldn't just throw it away now. If she continues to be a crazy, obsessive, jealous girlfriend, then that would be reason for him to dump her.
annie_nk 23
My friends crazy wife tried doing that but felt it was totally okay to keep her guy friends in her phone. I was not surprised when he called a few months later informing me he wanted a divorce. But he didn't divorce her and now he's extremely pussy whipped. So my advice is to first confront your girlfriend about it then dump her before she has possession of your balls.
stavrosg 3
Seems that you've already sticked your d*ck in crazy, so 1. FYL, 2. Good luck with that.
challan 19
Jealously destroys relationships. If you can't trust someone, get out of the relationship and if you don't realize that your partner will see the opposite sex every single day of their lives, then you are too immature and need to grow up.
Tookie22 5
Run away as fast as possible
gc327072 31
Am I not famous enough to get in on the shenanigans? Darn.
obviousboy 8
Hormones are awesome.
SusanBieber 10
Was there not just an FML a few days ago about a boyfriend deleting all boys numbers, worded the exact same way?
DylansMomma 9
Your comment : Jealousy is an ugly trait.