Today, my roommate, who has bipolar disorder and refuses to take his meds, tried to stab me with a kitchen knife because I threw out his moldy cheese. FML
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Today, after I cleaned out the fridge of things that expired months ago, my roommate got angry and insisted upon pulling all the moldy dairy products out of the garbage and putting them back because "they weren't mine and I shouldn't throw out other people's food." FML
Today, my roommate decided to go vegan and threw all of MY meats, cheeses, chocolates and even beans for some reason in the trash, because he "doesn't need that kind of toxic waste" in his life. FML
Today, my roommate came home and instantly began raging, cursing, and threatening to kill me. While I was cowering in my bedroom, the police had to settle the situation. All I'd done was rearrange some furniture. FML
Today, after I told my roommate last week she needed to find a new place to live because I thought she was psychotic, she set my house on fire. FML
Today, my roommate yelled at me yet again for using the dishwasher because it's "unsanitary." This is all while a mountain of her dishes were going mouldy in the sink. FML
Today, my roommate came home from work and yelled at me for my dinner being too spicy. The same dinner he denied stealing. FML
Today, my hippy nutjob of a roommate threw a bitch fit at me, all because he saw me chopping down a tree in Minecraft. FML
Today, my roommate broke into my spice cabinet so he could get high off of my nutmeg. FML
Today, I ate dinner sitting on the floor. My petty roommate got pissed off during the weekend and decided the appropriate action would be to lock all the furniture in her room and refuse to give it back. FML
Today, I found out that my psycho roommate replaced my milk with milk of magnesia. How? By taking a huge gulp. Tonight is going to be fun. FML
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kjack49044 18
Maybe an intervention or change in roommate is in order...
tranced_ 45
cheesus !
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Comments (110)
jazalea8 16
I would call the police. They can document everything that happens. They might have to admit him to a psychiatric ward, and then he will be mandated to receive treatment. He will have to take his medication if a psychiatrist says he has too, or he might have to stay there longer.
mikbrooke 25
even when admitted to a psychiatric ward, they can still refuse to take their meds. the nurse cannot shove them down their throat, even if the psychiatrist says they HAVE to take their meds.
RedPillSucks 33
Yeah but they'll keep him there until he does
ohhotdamn99 6
Atleast he won't be able to stab someone in there if he doesn't take his meds.
froggyjade 16
Do you know his family? If so contact them, sounds like he needs help, plus you're in a dangerous situation
xXxJaGsTeRxXx 11
I guess the cheese is not the only thing getting mouldy.
allie2590 31
Yeah, maybe the bread was too.
HarrisonHarrison 4
You should really change roommates or make this guy take his meds or something man. FYL
KB616 11
Call the police & if the lease is in your name, kick him out. If it's in his name, pack your stuff & stay at your parents until you can find a new place to live. If he refuses to take his meds, that's dangerous & you don't have to put up with it.
godfathermock 19
if they refuse to take their meds you need to first call the authorities. that's very irresponsible, and someone, if not you, can end up hurt. and second, get a new roommate.
LadyLol_fml 15
He tried to stab you and you're writing an FML? GET OUT OF THERE!
karlcolt45 19
YOU DID WHAT? *draws knife across own face*
PunkySpunky78 15
To op Some cheeses do look moldy but are fine to eat like blue cheese and he is off his meds and a lot people like they go crazy with out their anti crazy pills I know I take my anti depression every day so tried to get him go back on them in friendly way
Gabilliam 19
Brielly? Maybe you should gouda the police!