Impressive

By Anonymous - 05/03/2021 08:01

Today, I had a big job interview on Zoom. I forgot my name was set as "Fat F***". I joined the call and the older lady interviewing me was very offended. FML
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Same thing different taste

Foot in mouth syndrome

By Anonymous - 05/05/2024 12:00 - United States - Seattle

Today, I had an interview for a pretty interesting job. Everything was going smoothly until I referred to their company by the wrong name, not once, but three times. They politely corrected me each time, but I could see the resentment in their eyes, especially because it was the name of their main competitor. I probably won't be getting the job, huh? FML
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Top comments

(1) Why in hell would anyone identify themselves with a demeaning name like “Fat ****” under any circumstances? That seems to indicate a serious self image problem. (2) For an interview or anything professional (besides sex work) you make double sure that everything is in order before the meeting unless you are unconsciously trying to sabotage yourself.

Now you can amend it to "Stupid Fat ****", and try again.

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Was she also a Fat ****? I hope you got the job -- we Fat ***** need to stick together and help each other out and then celebrate at Popeye's.

coius 23

My fat **** has had ***** planted in them. I’m growing some mighty fat asses today. And I’ll pick them and give them to a fat idiot, then hire someone to eat my fat stick, then plow that fat **** all night, while getting compliments that go straight to my fat head.

(1) Why in hell would anyone identify themselves with a demeaning name like “Fat ****” under any circumstances? That seems to indicate a serious self image problem. (2) For an interview or anything professional (besides sex work) you make double sure that everything is in order before the meeting unless you are unconsciously trying to sabotage yourself.

Now you can amend it to "Stupid Fat ****", and try again.