Impressive

By Anonymous - 05/03/2021 08:01

Today, I had a big job interview on Zoom. I forgot my name was set as "Fat F***". I joined the call and the older lady interviewing me was very offended. FML
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(1) Why in hell would anyone identify themselves with a demeaning name like “Fat Fuck” under any circumstances? That seems to indicate a serious self image problem. (2) For an interview or anything professional (besides sex work) you make double sure that everything is in order before the meeting unless you are unconsciously trying to sabotage yourself.

Now you can amend it to "Stupid Fat Fuck", and try again.

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Was she also a Fat Fuck? I hope you got the job -- we Fat Fucks need to stick together and help each other out and then celebrate at Popeye's.

coius 23

My fat fuck has had fucks planted in them. I’m growing some mighty fat asses today. And I’ll pick them and give them to a fat idiot, then hire someone to eat my fat stick, then plow that fat fuck all night, while getting compliments that go straight to my fat head.

(1) Why in hell would anyone identify themselves with a demeaning name like “Fat Fuck” under any circumstances? That seems to indicate a serious self image problem. (2) For an interview or anything professional (besides sex work) you make double sure that everything is in order before the meeting unless you are unconsciously trying to sabotage yourself.

Now you can amend it to "Stupid Fat Fuck", and try again.

That's hilarious.