Today, my cats found a new game to play. They each sit on either side of the cat flap, and take turns hitting it. Clack, clack. Clack, clack. At 3 am. Clack, clack. Clack, clack. FML
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By moronforadad - /
Saturday 5 January 2013 02:04 /
United Kingdom - Carshalton
Today, my girlfriend put her hand on my abs and confessed that she was glad I'd secretly started working out. I couldn't bring myself to admit that I've been constipated for three weeks. FML
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Friday 12 September 2014 05:45 /
France - Le Pr?-saint-gervais