Today, my roommate, who has bipolar disorder and refuses to take his meds, tried to stab me with a kitchen knife because I threw out his moldy cheese. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after I cleaned out the fridge of things that expired months ago, my roommate got angry and insisted upon pulling all the moldy dairy products out of the garbage and putting them back because "they weren't mine and I shouldn't throw out other people's food." FML
Today, my roommate decided to go vegan and threw all of MY meats, cheeses, chocolates and even beans for some reason in the trash, because he "doesn't need that kind of toxic waste" in his life. FML
Today, my roommate came home and instantly began raging, cursing, and threatening to kill me. While I was cowering in my bedroom, the police had to settle the situation. All I'd done was rearrange some furniture. FML
Today, after I told my roommate last week she needed to find a new place to live because I thought she was psychotic, she set my house on fire. FML
Today, my roommate yelled at me yet again for using the dishwasher because it's "unsanitary." This is all while a mountain of her dishes were going mouldy in the sink. FML
Today, my roommate came home from work and yelled at me for my dinner being too spicy. The same dinner he denied stealing. FML
Today, my hippy nutjob of a roommate threw a bitch fit at me, all because he saw me chopping down a tree in Minecraft. FML
Today, my roommate broke into my spice cabinet so he could get high off of my nutmeg. FML
Today, I ate dinner sitting on the floor. My petty roommate got pissed off during the weekend and decided the appropriate action would be to lock all the furniture in her room and refuse to give it back. FML
Today, I found out that my psycho roommate replaced my milk with milk of magnesia. How? By taking a huge gulp. Tonight is going to be fun. FML
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kjack49044 18
Maybe an intervention or change in roommate is in order...
tranced_ 45
cheesus !
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Comments (110)
sanecatlady 13
That would be terrifying, but I understand the reasons why some bipolar people go off their meds. They miss being "manic", when they don't have a care in the world, but still do very risky and dangerous things, and I've read that they don't feel as creative while medicated. The possible side effects of lithium alone terrify me. You get a bunch of information that the doctor never tells you from the pharmacy and half of it is written in capital letters. You have to get your blood tested regularly to make sure it's not screwing up your system, and there are everyday foods and beverages you're not supposed to take with it. It's put in batteries, for cripes sake! O_O
ohhaiithere 5
He would be manic and is probably suffering psychosis :/ trust me my mother has it
Joedbag 8
Get a new roommate.
zsxwrsd 7
Too bad pharmaceuticals are such a huge, money making industry. The way you people think of this mental disorder and how it should be "treated" is disgusting. I hate seeing so much suppression and ignorance, but i also see this as a major career field for me so continue your medication.
1799 4
89, really curious what your alternative approach is..
1947Chevy 17
Report that and try to get him help
TheyCallMeDamien 18
GET OUT! GET OUT NOW!
ctchan2381 5
you need to either gtfo before you get hurt or call the cops on that nutsack
Zamazing 5
'Just tell him to take his meds it's irresponsible.' Some people are too proud, or find that it doesn't work. Bipolar medication also has a ton of awful side affects, like depression. It's not childish.
TopHatNinja68 6
Wtf man he was ageing thts cheese u can't do tht shit man
justindrew14 29
Next time dont touch his cheese. lol