Today, my roommate, who has bipolar disorder and refuses to take his meds, tried to stab me with a kitchen knife because I threw out his moldy cheese. FML
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Today, after I cleaned out the fridge of things that expired months ago, my roommate got angry and insisted upon pulling all the moldy dairy products out of the garbage and putting them back because "they weren't mine and I shouldn't throw out other people's food." FML
Today, my roommate decided to go vegan and threw all of MY meats, cheeses, chocolates and even beans for some reason in the trash, because he "doesn't need that kind of toxic waste" in his life. FML
Today, my roommate came home and instantly began raging, cursing, and threatening to kill me. While I was cowering in my bedroom, the police had to settle the situation. All I'd done was rearrange some furniture. FML
Today, after I told my roommate last week she needed to find a new place to live because I thought she was psychotic, she set my house on fire. FML
Today, my roommate yelled at me yet again for using the dishwasher because it's "unsanitary." This is all while a mountain of her dishes were going mouldy in the sink. FML
Today, my roommate came home from work and yelled at me for my dinner being too spicy. The same dinner he denied stealing. FML
Today, my hippy nutjob of a roommate threw a bitch fit at me, all because he saw me chopping down a tree in Minecraft. FML
Today, my roommate broke into my spice cabinet so he could get high off of my nutmeg. FML
Today, I ate dinner sitting on the floor. My petty roommate got pissed off during the weekend and decided the appropriate action would be to lock all the furniture in her room and refuse to give it back. FML
Today, I found out that my psycho roommate replaced my milk with milk of magnesia. How? By taking a huge gulp. Tonight is going to be fun. FML
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kjack49044 18
Maybe an intervention or change in roommate is in order...
tranced_ 45
cheesus !
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Comments (110)
xsunshine3x 1
Cheese isn't bad just because it has mold on it.. YDI
skittyskatbrat 19
Sounds familiar. It only escalates. My roommate, who had 60 pounds and a foot plus of height on me, went off his meds every few months. After two weeks, he'd corner me and scream and threaten me. I was broke and couldn't get another place w/out a deposit back, he'd always seemed "normal" to the landlord so she then ignored my calls, the police considered it a "lovers tiff" (um, he was gay, and I had a girlfriend...), and it was just a real mess. Ended up moving all my stuff out with friends while he was at work and hiding out for two weeks before moving in with someone that could and would wipe the floor with him. I couldn't PROVE he'd done a dang thing. I totally agree with the others. Call the cops. Don't hesitate to set up a recording device, even if sound-only. Take pictures of his meds and the amount in them NOT going down to show he's not taking them. And good luck! This is a total FYL. :(
ohhaiithere 5
Totally agree with you, if he isn't taking his med sort something out.
daniellekimberly 23
I think it might not be bipolar disorder he has...it normally doesn't involve threatening to stab people with knives...
tim_jr628 6
Anybody comes at me with a knife better make sure I'm not lookin
Km1490 20
start packing!
martin8337 36
Never, never, never, ever share a place with a known crazy person. I doesn't matter if the person is bipolar, manic depressive or a Skitzo
bianconero_fml 2
I don't think it is bipolar
jamesr792 6
I had a bipolar roommate who pulled a gun on me in order to make sure I didn't use any of his silverware Wonderful night.
thisawkwardchick 15
I agree with #2. Leave.
TheSuperNerd 10
What a muenster!