By GonnaLockUpMySpices - 30/10/2015 01:34 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my roommate broke into my spice cabinet so he could get high off of my nutmeg. FML
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gunzerker 8
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your spice cabinet is locked?

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zombiekiller52 24
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Was he high when he did this?

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WordBea 23

Let him do it to teach him a lesson.

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LittleRed79 39

...a chemistry lesson??

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snarkytruth 37

More like a biology lesson

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RodzillaX 30
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#1 Shut up Meg.

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Mpii 11
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#1 Shut up nutmeg.

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gunzerker 8
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your spice cabinet is locked?

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Googolman 29
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Apparently it has to be since his roommate might try to break in.

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Seabass_Chan 33
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...and now we know why.

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drunkmunkey 24

or OP has spices he didn't mention....

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Mpii 11
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Or maybe op has some very expencive spices.

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The_Sadist 13
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He has a roommate that tries to get high off his nutmeg. Wouldn't you?

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zombiekiller52 24
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Was he high when he did this?

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ShleeG 23
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Really?! That's a thing people do?

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Leftwise 11
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Makes wicked tea that gives a good high.

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OSMC 10
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you had personal experience, high sir?

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MRS_SILVER 11
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Yes but it's actually pretty dangerous. I'd stick to weed or using a whipped cream container if you're really in a tough spot

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Garrett2818 21
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Huffing whipped cream is bad for you though

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Cads1 24
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That isn't even a real thing.

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Welshite 39
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Yes, it is. With sufficient quantities, nutmeg will get you high, but it usually gets you really sick as well. Also, it's lethal if injected intravenously.

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MDoremis 38
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Well then. You learn something new everyday.

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False_Stupidity 41
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I suspect that if I tried sniffing my nutmeg, all I'd get is a sneezing attack.

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chinaski7628 32
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19—you smoke it (not that I've tried it, but that's the word on the street).

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CharlieM78 9
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That's pretty pathetic but so is the fact that you lock your spice cabinet.

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coried91 28
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The title of the FML says they need to lock up their spices so I'm assuming it wasn't even locked to begin with.

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estroyer9 14

Better take his markers so you could get "high" off of them.

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snarkytruth 37

You would have to have way too much nutmeg for him to actually get high. It would only take one time to teach him to never do it again. The weak high isn't worth how violently sick it makes you.

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wobbly1 16
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Thyme for the nutmeg challenge.

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StzaCrack666 18
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Yep tried it once in high school never again

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kianabanannna 21
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Desperate times call for desperate measures

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