By GonnaLockUpMySpices - 30/10/2015 01:34 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my roommate broke into my spice cabinet so he could get high off of my nutmeg. FML
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Googolman 29

Apparently it has to be since his roommate might try to break in.

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drunkmunkey 24

or OP has spices he didn't mention....

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Mpii 11

Or maybe op has some very expencive spices.

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The_Sadist 13

He has a roommate that tries to get high off his nutmeg. Wouldn't you?

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Leftwise 11

Makes wicked tea that gives a good high.

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OSMC 10

you had personal experience, high sir?

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MRS_SILVER 11

Yes but it's actually pretty dangerous. I'd stick to weed or using a whipped cream container if you're really in a tough spot

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Garrett2818 21

Huffing whipped cream is bad for you though

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Welshite 39

Yes, it is. With sufficient quantities, nutmeg will get you high, but it usually gets you really sick as well. Also, it's lethal if injected intravenously.

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MDoremis 38

Well then. You learn something new everyday.

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False_Stupidity 41

I suspect that if I tried sniffing my nutmeg, all I'd get is a sneezing attack.

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chinaski7628 32

19—you smoke it (not that I've tried it, but that's the word on the street).

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CharlieM78 9

That's pretty pathetic but so is the fact that you lock your spice cabinet.

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coried91 28

The title of the FML says they need to lock up their spices so I'm assuming it wasn't even locked to begin with.

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estroyer9 14

Better take his markers so you could get "high" off of them.

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snarkytruth 37

You would have to have way too much nutmeg for him to actually get high. It would only take one time to teach him to never do it again. The weak high isn't worth how violently sick it makes you.

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StzaCrack666 18

Yep tried it once in high school never again

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kianabanannna 21

Desperate times call for desperate measures

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