Death Grips

By Anonymous - 03/03/2020 20:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I knew my girlfriend's dad owned a security company. What I did not know was that he treats his employees like family, so my girlfriend has about 40 scary uncles who’ve known her since she was a baby, and most of them are ex-military. FML

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You deserved it 392

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By Anonymous - 29/05/2019 00:08

Today, I find myself in an unfortunate situation. I met my girlfriend's family and it turns out she's the baby of the family with 7 older brothers, a dad and a granddad, and 6 uncles. That’s 15 very large, very overprotective men I’m sure all want me dead. FML

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You deserved it 373

Oh nooooo

By Fucked. - 26/04/2021 07:59

Today, my supervisor at work is now my father-in-law. My girlfriend told me that. FML

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You deserved it 176

By pdub523 - 27/01/2013 05:57 - United States - Longview

Today, I met my girlfriend's dad for the first time. His shirt said "D.A.D.D, Dads Against Daughters Dating, shoot the first one and word will spread". FML

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You deserved it 3 812

Spiritual leader

By Anonymous - 13/03/2022 04:00

Today, my girlfriend was excited because her uncle was coming for a visit. She started telling me stories about him, and the more she talked, the worse it got. I’m fairly certain uncle is a cult leader, and that my girlfriend was born into and brainwashed by a cult that got shut down by the police. FML

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You deserved it 97

By Dom - 31/05/2019 12:00

Today, I proposed to the girl I have known for a while, since our Dads have worked together for 40 years. After I rang my Dad to tell him the good news, he told me that there was a position open at work, which had belonged to her Dad. My Dad had to fire him. FML

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You deserved it 127

Wrap it up

By Anonymous - 12/02/2020 14:00 - United States

Today, my 15 year-old girlfriend called to tell me she is pregnant. Her dad is ex-military, and makes a point of cleaning his guns every time I go to her house. FML

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You deserved it 109 327

By jack - 23/04/2012 02:43 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I found out why my girlfriend comes over for dinner so often. She thinks my dad is a real babe. FML

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You deserved it 2 307

By .... - 08/06/2009 04:08 - United States

Today, I was introduced to my dad's girlfriend of six months. I've already heard them sleeping together several time,s and seen her car pull away early in the morning. After meeting face to face, I also learned that she's only two years older than me. FML

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You deserved it 3 269

Great, just great

By Norwegian - 02/06/2012 16:55 - Norway

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my dad. I thought it was a good idea at the time, at least until he took her aside for a private chat. During the chat, he told her all about my two previous marriages and advised her to "get out while you can". FML

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You deserved it 7 455

By daniel55 - 18/02/2013 00:11 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I met my girlfriend's parents for the first time. As I shook her father's hand, he squeezed with an ungodly amount of force, leaned in with a smile, and murmured that my balls will be the next thing he'll crush if his daughter ever complains about me. FML

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mackdeezy 22

Tuesday 3 March 2020 21:35

Well, as long as you aren't planning on overstepping your boundaries, you really have nothing to worry about, right?

Kristoffer 35

Tuesday 3 March 2020 22:19

I see this as an absolute win. Treat her right, and that's an army on your side. Treat her wrong, and.... well let's just say, don't.

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mackdeezy 22

Tuesday 3 March 2020 21:35

Well, as long as you aren't planning on overstepping your boundaries, you really have nothing to worry about, right?

Drexuwadiae 7

Wednesday 4 March 2020 0:09

yes

Kristoffer 35

Tuesday 3 March 2020 22:19

I see this as an absolute win. Treat her right, and that's an army on your side. Treat her wrong, and.... well let's just say, don't.

Mathalamus 24

Tuesday 3 March 2020 22:22

And that's a problem...why? The fact that you fear them implies you can or did do something wrong.

Susan Yee 9

Tuesday 3 March 2020 23:56

Just don’t get her pregnant, it’s all good.

Drexuwadiae 7

Wednesday 4 March 2020 0:11

Beautiful

WistayShlaio82 13

Wednesday 4 March 2020 0:29

Ahhh so you’re one of those guys. Well as being ex military myself I suggest you break up with her now because if you’re scared of them, they know, and they’ve already judged you and will keep a watchful eye....through a scope.

distortedcognition 17

Thursday 5 March 2020 1:33

You’ve nothing to worry about as long as you don’t treat her poorly.

1known 30

Thursday 5 March 2020 5:07

And so? She’s neither her father’s nor his employees’ property. If they threaten you, call the police. And if you respect her, it is because it is the normal way. Not because there are some big guys with no brain out there.

Miss_Red 18

Thursday 5 March 2020 7:24

If you are a good, honest person who loves their neice.. you're also going to end up with 40 big burly people who will have your back. See it as a blessing in disguse, OP.