Today, my roommate set her extremely loud alarm clock for 5am and continued to hit the snooze button every ten minutes until 7:30. FML
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Today, my roommate's extremely loud and obnoxious alarm went off six times, waking me up each time, before she finally gave up on hitting the snooze button and went back to sleep for good. FML
Today, like every other day, my roommate's alarm began to go off at 7:30am. What time does she have to wake up? 10:00am. Why does she have her alarm go off for two and a half hours? Because last semester she needed it to go off then and she is too lazy to change it. FML
Today, my roommate pressed "snooze" on his alarm 14 times. I counted. FML
Today, I woke up to the sound of my roommate's alarm clock going off at 6:00 in the morning. His bedroom door was locked, and he was passed out in his bed from drinking too much. It rang continuously for five and a half hours before it finally ran out of batteries. FML
Today, my roommate has gone home for the weekend. She forgot to turn her alarm clock off. Her door is locked. FML
Today, like every day, I woke up at 3 in the morning because my roommate needs "a three hour warning" before his real alarm goes off. His alarm is a constant beeping noise which he always ignores for a good 10 minutes before finally getting up and turning it off. FML
Today, I'm a college student. Just like every other goddamn day, my roommate set about twenty alarms a good two hours before she even needs to get up. She just sleeps through the first hour or so of alarms while I wake up. I've been waking up at 6 a.m., even though my first classes are at 9. FML.
Today, I set 3 alarms so I wouldn't miss an early morning event I was volunteering at. After I slept through the first one, my roommate turned the other two off without waking me up because they were annoying. I missed the event. FML
Today, my roommate gets up at 3:30am for work and wakes me up each time. I try not to complain about it, but whenever I come back to the apartment at midnight, she gets mad that I woke her up. I told her that she wakes me up in the morning, but apparently that’s different because she’s going to work. FML
Today, my smoke alarm started chirping at 3 a.m. I replaced the battery, reset it, and got back into bed. Five minutes later, it chirped again. I searched for the source before realizing it was my roommate's alarm clock. FML
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kathcduri 3
I think I'm your roommate.
Fenthik 4
Tell her to buzz off.
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Comments (167)
metaphoristic 8
Start setting your alarm clock for midnight and hit the snooze button til five am? Do this for one night and she might get the idea. Or you could just ask her to stop
awebb21 7
Set your alarm at 3am and hit snooze till 4 that should get the point across
olpally 33
Clock her in the head... Time is of the essence op, do it now!
davymac718 4
Beat her over the head every time she hits snooze. She will learn quickly.
unknown_user5566 27
I briefly thought this was MY roommate's post, because I do the same thing every morning. I don't know why, but I can't seem to wake up unless I have snoozed my alarm at least 3 times.
Welshite 40
Knock on her door, open it, and make as much noise as possible. It works like a charm; I know because I have the same problem with my roommate.
DjeePee 25
Why in earth would she do that? I mean, how can she ever enjoy her night rest and not be a wreck in the morning if she let herself wake up fifteen times in two and a half hours? That sounds so not healthy.
emilyjgraham 34
a lot of people struggle to wake up immediately with one alarm, I do it to! admittedly she does it a lot longer than most people would though... 3 hours is a long time!
DjeePee 25
I think that if people learned in their childhood to get out of bed as soon as the alarm clock goes off, that they would struggle less with waking up as an adult.
LaColombianita 26
That sounds like my sister. Except she waits about a minute to finally hit the snooze button or at least until I tell her to turn the damn thing off.
idancewithllamas 12
That bunny looks a little creepy lol.
LaColombianita 26
Lol its my Halloween costume :p
Welshite 40
It's because you're in a constant state of denial, hoping against all reason that your roommate will turn the alarm off.
Dhvanil1204 0
I feel that pain every single day.