Today, my roommate set her extremely loud alarm clock for 5am and continued to hit the snooze button every ten minutes until 7:30. FML
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Today, my roommate's extremely loud and obnoxious alarm went off six times, waking me up each time, before she finally gave up on hitting the snooze button and went back to sleep for good. FML
Today, like every other day, my roommate's alarm began to go off at 7:30am. What time does she have to wake up? 10:00am. Why does she have her alarm go off for two and a half hours? Because last semester she needed it to go off then and she is too lazy to change it. FML
Today, my roommate pressed "snooze" on his alarm 14 times. I counted. FML
Today, I woke up to the sound of my roommate's alarm clock going off at 6:00 in the morning. His bedroom door was locked, and he was passed out in his bed from drinking too much. It rang continuously for five and a half hours before it finally ran out of batteries. FML
Today, my roommate has gone home for the weekend. She forgot to turn her alarm clock off. Her door is locked. FML
Today, like every day, I woke up at 3 in the morning because my roommate needs "a three hour warning" before his real alarm goes off. His alarm is a constant beeping noise which he always ignores for a good 10 minutes before finally getting up and turning it off. FML
Today, I'm a college student. Just like every other goddamn day, my roommate set about twenty alarms a good two hours before she even needs to get up. She just sleeps through the first hour or so of alarms while I wake up. I've been waking up at 6 a.m., even though my first classes are at 9. FML.
Today, I set 3 alarms so I wouldn't miss an early morning event I was volunteering at. After I slept through the first one, my roommate turned the other two off without waking me up because they were annoying. I missed the event. FML
Today, my roommate gets up at 3:30am for work and wakes me up each time. I try not to complain about it, but whenever I come back to the apartment at midnight, she gets mad that I woke her up. I told her that she wakes me up in the morning, but apparently that’s different because she’s going to work. FML
Today, my smoke alarm started chirping at 3 a.m. I replaced the battery, reset it, and got back into bed. Five minutes later, it chirped again. I searched for the source before realizing it was my roommate's alarm clock. FML
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kathcduri 3
I think I'm your roommate.
Fenthik 4
Tell her to buzz off.
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Comments (167)
fleur_de_fevrier_fml 23
Wow I feel for you OP. I hope your roommate does not do that every morning. I studied a year in the US and my first week in college was horrendous as I was badly jet-lagged. My roommate was barely friendly, she would come home late at night and start chatting online and every morning she would snooze her (very loud) alarm clock for over half an hour. Lucky I stayed only 2 weeks before I got a single room otherwise I might have ended up bludgeoning her to death with that torturing device of hers.
Sheh_fml 25
Kill the clock yourself next time. Your roommate should learn common courtesy.
BeautyOfGrac3 6
Must kill roommate
EvilLee 1
When see goes to sleep, change the time from say, 1am back to 11pm. Then she will go through her normal routine and be up and awake 3 hours early. If she is dumb, she will leave the house clueless!!! I hate people like that!
laden_swallow09 35
You couldn't pound her with a pillow - or your fists, for that matter - until she got out of bed?
Myo_fml 20
Oh, Lordy. I know exactly how that is. My roommate last year was a fire crotch.
insaneygolover 9
My roomate does that too. I know your pain.
HunterAlpha1 8
YDI, you could have asked her to turn it off, and failing that you could have gone over and unplugged it or taken the batteries out.
doglover100 29
I would throw the alarm clock at her.
nissan31 2
Set the clocks 5 mins till he or she to leave payback