Today, my roommate set her extremely loud alarm clock for 5am and continued to hit the snooze button every ten minutes until 7:30. FML
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Today, my roommate's extremely loud and obnoxious alarm went off six times, waking me up each time, before she finally gave up on hitting the snooze button and went back to sleep for good. FML
Today, like every other day, my roommate's alarm began to go off at 7:30am. What time does she have to wake up? 10:00am. Why does she have her alarm go off for two and a half hours? Because last semester she needed it to go off then and she is too lazy to change it. FML
Today, my roommate pressed "snooze" on his alarm 14 times. I counted. FML
Today, I woke up to the sound of my roommate's alarm clock going off at 6:00 in the morning. His bedroom door was locked, and he was passed out in his bed from drinking too much. It rang continuously for five and a half hours before it finally ran out of batteries. FML
Today, my roommate has gone home for the weekend. She forgot to turn her alarm clock off. Her door is locked. FML
Today, like every day, I woke up at 3 in the morning because my roommate needs "a three hour warning" before his real alarm goes off. His alarm is a constant beeping noise which he always ignores for a good 10 minutes before finally getting up and turning it off. FML
Today, I'm a college student. Just like every other goddamn day, my roommate set about twenty alarms a good two hours before she even needs to get up. She just sleeps through the first hour or so of alarms while I wake up. I've been waking up at 6 a.m., even though my first classes are at 9. FML.
Today, I set 3 alarms so I wouldn't miss an early morning event I was volunteering at. After I slept through the first one, my roommate turned the other two off without waking me up because they were annoying. I missed the event. FML
Today, my roommate gets up at 3:30am for work and wakes me up each time. I try not to complain about it, but whenever I come back to the apartment at midnight, she gets mad that I woke her up. I told her that she wakes me up in the morning, but apparently that’s different because she’s going to work. FML
Today, my smoke alarm started chirping at 3 a.m. I replaced the battery, reset it, and got back into bed. Five minutes later, it chirped again. I searched for the source before realizing it was my roommate's alarm clock. FML
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kathcduri 3
I think I'm your roommate.
Fenthik 4
Tell her to buzz off.
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Comments (167)
debbster7 18
STORY OF MY LIFE. :(
picturescrazy 24
You let it go on for that long?? You're much nicer than you should be! I'd have chucked that alarm clock at the wall!
KiddNYC1O 22
A lot of people do that. The feeling you get when you know you have more time to sleep is amazing.
Evilpirate 10
Get a huge hammer and smash the alarm clock with full force then go back to sleep as if nothing happened...
totheforest84 4
She seems very rude.
jdg_3689 0
I would've spilled a bucket of ice water on her face after an hour.
derskittles 5
Well obviously she doesn't think much of waking up at the time she set so be thoughtful and let her experience her alarm going off at a different time. Say, noonish, perhaps?
rn4ftw 2
Maybe you should hit the snooze button...really hard...with a ball bat...
j_cat187 20
Haha that's me
SunAndMoon427 12
My boyfriend would do that if I let him, now I just physically push him up and out of bed when he has to get to class or work. It works quite well. Lol