Today, my roommate set her extremely loud alarm clock for 5am and continued to hit the snooze button every ten minutes until 7:30. FML
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Today, my roommate's extremely loud and obnoxious alarm went off six times, waking me up each time, before she finally gave up on hitting the snooze button and went back to sleep for good. FML
Today, like every other day, my roommate's alarm began to go off at 7:30am. What time does she have to wake up? 10:00am. Why does she have her alarm go off for two and a half hours? Because last semester she needed it to go off then and she is too lazy to change it. FML
Today, my roommate pressed "snooze" on his alarm 14 times. I counted. FML
Today, I woke up to the sound of my roommate's alarm clock going off at 6:00 in the morning. His bedroom door was locked, and he was passed out in his bed from drinking too much. It rang continuously for five and a half hours before it finally ran out of batteries. FML
Today, my roommate has gone home for the weekend. She forgot to turn her alarm clock off. Her door is locked. FML
Today, like every day, I woke up at 3 in the morning because my roommate needs "a three hour warning" before his real alarm goes off. His alarm is a constant beeping noise which he always ignores for a good 10 minutes before finally getting up and turning it off. FML
Today, I'm a college student. Just like every other goddamn day, my roommate set about twenty alarms a good two hours before she even needs to get up. She just sleeps through the first hour or so of alarms while I wake up. I've been waking up at 6 a.m., even though my first classes are at 9. FML.
Today, I set 3 alarms so I wouldn't miss an early morning event I was volunteering at. After I slept through the first one, my roommate turned the other two off without waking me up because they were annoying. I missed the event. FML
Today, my roommate gets up at 3:30am for work and wakes me up each time. I try not to complain about it, but whenever I come back to the apartment at midnight, she gets mad that I woke her up. I told her that she wakes me up in the morning, but apparently that’s different because she’s going to work. FML
Today, my smoke alarm started chirping at 3 a.m. I replaced the battery, reset it, and got back into bed. Five minutes later, it chirped again. I searched for the source before realizing it was my roommate's alarm clock. FML
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kathcduri 3
I think I'm your roommate.
Fenthik 4
Tell her to buzz off.
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Comments (167)
Biohive 2
This happens to me every morning!!!
cantlookintheeye 3
I do that some time
cantlookintheeye 3
I do that some time
perdix 31
You should have hit her fun button at 5:20 at that certainly would wake her up! And then you could get some sleep.
fordneagles 34
I had a housemate who was like this, letting his alarm sound for ages or hitting snooze for an hour... Drove me nuts. Continually complained to him, no avail. So one night I set a mouse trap on top of his alarm :D he never snoozed or went to work late again.
jem970 19
What I would do is go out and buy some really cheap travel alarm clocks. Set them all 1 minute apart and hide them all over her room. Buy at least ten. She will need to get up and hunt to turn them all off, then she will be awake and not be able to go back to sleep. She will change her bad habit.
dabeast15 7
I'd get up and unplug the piece shit
NicoleAshley10 0
I would hide her alarm clock when she isn't home. When she ask about it I tell her we got robbed.
jjacci 12
Unplug and replug the clock in so it loses her settings. heh heh heh. "Oh, no! The power must have gone out!"
vbmg152 19
They have back up batteries! I've tried it!
vbmg152 19
My hubby does that! He sets it for 4:30 am and hits snooze until 6:00 am. I tell him to knock it off but he does it anyway! I guess after 24 yrs, he doesn't have to listen to me anymore! :-)