Today, my roommate set her extremely loud alarm clock for 5am and continued to hit the snooze button every ten minutes until 7:30. FML
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Today, my roommate's extremely loud and obnoxious alarm went off six times, waking me up each time, before she finally gave up on hitting the snooze button and went back to sleep for good. FML
Today, like every other day, my roommate's alarm began to go off at 7:30am. What time does she have to wake up? 10:00am. Why does she have her alarm go off for two and a half hours? Because last semester she needed it to go off then and she is too lazy to change it. FML
Today, my roommate pressed "snooze" on his alarm 14 times. I counted. FML
Today, I woke up to the sound of my roommate's alarm clock going off at 6:00 in the morning. His bedroom door was locked, and he was passed out in his bed from drinking too much. It rang continuously for five and a half hours before it finally ran out of batteries. FML
Today, my roommate has gone home for the weekend. She forgot to turn her alarm clock off. Her door is locked. FML
Today, like every day, I woke up at 3 in the morning because my roommate needs "a three hour warning" before his real alarm goes off. His alarm is a constant beeping noise which he always ignores for a good 10 minutes before finally getting up and turning it off. FML
Today, I'm a college student. Just like every other goddamn day, my roommate set about twenty alarms a good two hours before she even needs to get up. She just sleeps through the first hour or so of alarms while I wake up. I've been waking up at 6 a.m., even though my first classes are at 9. FML.
Today, I set 3 alarms so I wouldn't miss an early morning event I was volunteering at. After I slept through the first one, my roommate turned the other two off without waking me up because they were annoying. I missed the event. FML
Today, my roommate gets up at 3:30am for work and wakes me up each time. I try not to complain about it, but whenever I come back to the apartment at midnight, she gets mad that I woke her up. I told her that she wakes me up in the morning, but apparently that’s different because she’s going to work. FML
Today, my smoke alarm started chirping at 3 a.m. I replaced the battery, reset it, and got back into bed. Five minutes later, it chirped again. I searched for the source before realizing it was my roommate's alarm clock. FML
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kathcduri 3
I think I'm your roommate.
Fenthik 4
Tell her to buzz off.
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Comments (167)
katie887 2
It sucks big time, I hate when someone does that!
Spectre529 12
I hate alarms in general but that would drive me insane
Crabtree1015 12
my fiance does that too. i hate it!
PowerRussia 2
Tape a tac to the snooze button at night lol.
mrperspire 4
Seems counter-productive.
DocBastard 40
After about the third time, you should have gone in there and dumped a bucket of ice water on her head. That would have woken her up, and you could have gone back to bed knowing that the idiot was not only awake, but clean as well. There's no excuse for that kind of inconsiderate bullshit when you have roommates.
Welshite 40
Could you come talk to my roommate, Doc? My roommate cooks at two in the morning and loudly gets drunk with friends the night before I have an important meeting. I hate it.
Enslaved 38
I'm a snooze button hitter myself, but three times my limit. Hope this was a one time thing and your roommate was just overly tired.
maddygirl820 10
I am exactly likr your roommate.
Knightchaser27 25
Maybe you can live with them then
opalescent 5
Was she my roommate this summer? My roommate left a 5AM alarm blaring for half an hour because she SLEPT THROUGH IT. I didn't have to be up until 7:30 and I was a light sleeper. Two instances of this happening and I swapped rooms.
AFEmoWifey 0
I'm do this too. But never when anyone who doesn't have to get up is in the room.