Today, I saw the cutest baby watching a show with my Dad. After commenting how cute she was, my Dad goes on to say, "Yeah, most babies are cute. Except you, you looked like a lizard." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was with my dad at the supermarket and this guy was checking me out. My dad yells at him with a grin, "I know! I make beautiful babies!" FML
Today, my dad found the ugliest picture my mom has ever taken. I show it to her laughing. She said it looks like me. I looked again and it kind of does. FML
Today, at work, a little girl was misbehaving. Her dad told her that she would look like me when she grows up. The little girl look horrified while Daddy laughed and kept reassuring her he was "just kidding." FML
Today, I was eating at a restaurant in town, when a small boy started looking at me. I simply smiled and went back to eating, only to hear out of the corner of my ear, "Daddy, why does that kid's face look like that"? He said it so loud, the three tables next to us turned and looked. FML
Today, my teacher was giving a lecture about human genetics and how they are passed on to children. She projected a large picture of a baby on to the screen in the front of the room. I then joked about how this ugly baby must have some very unattractive parents. It was her baby. FML
Today, at work, a little boy shyly told his mom he thought I was cute. I smiled at him as she looked me up and down and said to him, "Eww, honey. No, you do not!" FML
Today, a woman with the cutest baby ever sat next to us at Starbucks. My response: “Aw, how cute.” My adult daughter's response: “Ew.” No chance of a grandchild anytime soon I think. FML
Today, I was taking a shower with my girlfriend when she 'complimented' me by saying, "You’re cute, like a rat." FML
Today, while changing my clothes, my 3 year-old daughter informed me that I looked like a zebra. Noticing my shocked face, she tried comforting me by telling me I was a pretty zebra because I was a purple zebra. She was talking about my stretch marks. FML
Today, I went to the hair salon. When I got home, my three-year-old daughter told me I looked like Dora the Explorer. FML
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Chen Zhibang 8
That's how the first season of V began
Ellimac21 14
"That's cause you look like a dinosaur Dad"
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Comments (9)
Chen Zhibang 8
That's how the first season of V began
Ellimac21 14
"That's cause you look like a dinosaur Dad"
BurnInDemonFire 39
Are you sure your real name isn't Ann Unaki?
blueknight1st 26
Do you still look like a lizard?
honestjane 22
To be honest, I think all babies are ugly. Yes, even my own. And I'm female. It's just that the human brain is programmed to think babies are cute, plus it's not discussed in polite society that they aren't, because were all supposed to think they adorable.
Clinton Bruneau 6
sorry but no babies are cute. they all look like mutants, lizards or hideous lumps of flesh
evilplatypus 39
I can safely say I’ve never seen a cute human baby. They look like larvae.
bigredmonkeybutt 30
All babies look like lizards. Or monkeys. Or featherless chickens.
yaySweetpea 6
Anybody else think OP meant a baby was watching a show with her dad, or am I just an idiot?