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I hear my brother's alarm clock go off too and he doesn't do shit about it till bout an hour later and it's annoying as hell. I feel your pain, dude.
It doesn't happen all the time, just sometimes. When it does, I usually just go up to the 3rd floor. But what I don't get is how does the whole 2nd floor can hear it and he doesn't wake up. O_o
my 8 year old brother has an alarm too and he never wakes up to turn it off. Instead I turn it off and punch him till he wakes up. jk, but I do get pissed at him
Assume that it is a bomb and call the bomb squad. Your brother should learn to wake up after the first time. If he doesn't you can always assume that it is a beacon that is broadcasting military secrets to china and then you should call the CIA saying you have information about a Chinese spy living under the alias of your brother. But thats just what I would do. You have to make your own decisions.
I think we all know someone like this. Screw you if you (in general) are one, bc people like you piss me off. OP, at least he was pretty damn late for whatever he had to get up early for.
lol haha
lucky for you it wasn't plugged into the wall
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at least it ran out of batteries
Sounds fake to me. 5 and a half hours??
Lol at least it wasnt one of those u plug in :)
YDI
you should of climbed the window if not when he finally came out beat the shiit out if him
dam wat a bich. did I spell that rite?
bitch* pmsl, that was supposed to be sarcastic.. right ? ^_~
beat him up when he wakes up
you shouldve picked the lock.
Or smash the door down.
This is why the NINTH thing I look for in living arrangements is how the other people are.
Pun fail.
yeah, that hardly makes sense as wit at all.
ur gay
Its from an internet infographic. Win
#11 looks like a fat-ass version of the ginger in the Harry Potter movies. You fail at being attractive.
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I hear my brother's alarm clock go off too and he doesn't do shit about it till bout an hour later and it's annoying as hell. I feel your pain, dude.
You should've kicked the door in and woke his ass up.