Take your brothers alarm then. Problem solved. Hammers are also a good fix.

It doesn't happen all the time, just sometimes. When it does, I usually just go up to the 3rd floor. But what I don't get is how does the whole 2nd floor can hear it and he doesn't wake up. O_o

He probably does hear it but is so used to it that his brain just filters out the sound. That's why you change your alarm sound like every 2 weeks =)

my 8 year old brother has an alarm too and he never wakes up to turn it off. Instead I turn it off and punch him till he wakes up. jk, but I do get pissed at him

Assume that it is a bomb and call the bomb squad. Your brother should learn to wake up after the first time. If he doesn't you can always assume that it is a beacon that is broadcasting military secrets to china and then you should call the CIA saying you have information about a Chinese spy living under the alias of your brother. But thats just what I would do. You have to make your own decisions.

i think everyone can relate. ._.

31 nice pic

I find this extremely hilarious, but I feel your pain. I once forgot that the power went out so my alarm went off at midnight... I didn't know what was happening so I hit snooze and it stopped. I woke up every 9 minutes until 5 when my dad came in and unplugged it ;)

I think we all know someone like this. Screw you if you (in general) are one, bc people like you piss me off. OP, at least he was pretty damn late for whatever he had to get up early for.

lol haha

lucky for you it wasn't plugged into the wall

f- his life for waking up five and a half hours late.

update the FML app for iPhone asap. no more scrolling through stupid replies.

at least it ran out of batteries

fyl for being too stupid to remove batteries...

Just bang the door as loud as you can

Sounds fake to me. 5 and a half hours??

at least it wasn't a wall plug in!

Lol at least it wasnt one of those u plug in :)

And then beat him with the door.

yes. He needs a good door-beating.

Pleeeeeaaassssse!?

oh wth, knock yourself out!

beat his ass when he wakes up

with the door

I guess it was (puts on sunglasses) alarming

should've. *** That's a pet peeve of mine. I'm not going to touch on the other mistakes, don't worry.

dam wat a bich. did I spell that rite?

no, it's damn* and what*. :)

oh, and right*.

bitch* pmsl, that was supposed to be sarcastic.. right ? ^_~

k

heyy there

Or smash the door down.

Pun fail.

yeah, that hardly makes sense as wit at all.

ur gay

Its from an internet infographic. Win

#11 looks like a fat-ass version of the ginger in the Harry Potter movies. You fail at being attractive.

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