By Anonymous - 22/11/2009 04:12 - United States 2 1 29 23 Today, I got diagnosed with stomach ulcers. They are very painful, and I have been throwing up blood. On my latest trip to the toilet, I was heaving and the pain was making me beat the floor with my fist, the toilet lid decided to come crashing down on my head, giving me a minor concussion. FML I agree, your life sucks 36 772 You deserved it 3 961 Tweet Share
Gushing By Anonymous - 15/11/2009 15:45 - United States 6 0 27 14 Today, I wasn't feeling too well. I decided to bring my laptop with me to the bathroom, because I figured I would be in there for a while. Things were going great, until I felt a burp coming. Next thing I know, my computer is covered with puke. FML I agree, your life sucks 12 286 You deserved it 38 639 Tweet Share