By Anonymous - 25/02/2010 00:29 - United States

Today, my roommate brought a kitten to the apartment. I hate cats, and probably sensing this, the thing clawed me right in the crotch. I of course am not going to say a thing because I happen to be in love with my roommate, but she has no clue how much I hate this thing. FML
I agree, your life sucks 14 982
You deserved it 28 063

Same thing different taste

Comments

If you don't like cats, that says a lot about you... Glad you are where you are...

greatnt249 0

Tell me...what does not liking cats "say" about a person?

You're probably the kind of person who has little porcelain cat figurines all around your house.

Either learn to love it or decide you don't really like your roommate THAT much, cos doormats aren't that attractive to (sensible) males!

OP if you ever read this, know that girls find someone with a backbone FAR more attractive than someone who bends to their every will, it takes all the fun out of dating someone (or even thinking about dating someone) who does everything you want.

kk2krazee 0

How are you pussy whipped over pussy that you're not getting, never got and might not get. Getting clawed too? LMFAO...YDI

the kitten seems to be smarter than you. keep hating the cat and it will get even - by crapping in your shoes.

purplemnm 9

make sure you can identify the warning signs that your cat wants to kill you just google it bitch I'm not a fml essay writer.

I love how you're all just assuming she's walking all over him. If he hasn't said anything, she can't possibly know he doesn't like the damn thing. I'm sure if he said something she'd make other arrangements. And how do you know its HIS place, and not hers, their roommates, they probably have equal share of the appartment, therefore equal say over what pets they bring home. Besides, most people that have a blind hatred for cats will grow to love one that lives with them. YDI for hating cats when you're clearly a pussy yourself, just tell her how you feel or grow to love the cat as much as you love her, its your choice, clearly not an fml situation.

But with pets and roommates you can't compromise. You can't say: oh i want two cats but you want none so we'll just get one cat. Either you all want a pet and then you get one, or at least one of you does not want a pet and then you get none.

OMGoriginality 0

#36 I hope your next roomate brings home an Alligator and sais "oh well I pay for half the place so I get to bring home whatever pet I want". BTW Cats suck...cuz u cant catch em all. And if you do, you probably smell.

I thought it was a girl since she said crotch... guys have crotch too?