By imaginary coelacanth - 20/12/2020 14:02

Weirdo alert

Today, a customer came into the store I work at to ask why I hadn't killed myself yet. A month prior, that same customer told me to kill myself. All I did was compliment her shirt. FML
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By  Charlie Given  |  23

Ummm that's some bullshit sorry for your situation with shitty customers, you know you have the right to tell them to leave and don't come back you shouldn't have to put up with harassment at work

By  coius  |  22

What a shitty person. I’d use the excuse that you want to be alive so you can torture them by driving them nuts.
Obviously if they are so concerned with you living, it must be aggravating to them with you being here, so I’d make it a point that you living is just to spite them.
Then tell them to have a bad day, and tell them you would like to say don’t let the door hit them on the way out, but evidence suggests a bat already fucked up their face, and they can’t possibly get any uglier.

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By  Charlie Given  |  23

Ummm that's some bullshit sorry for your situation with shitty customers, you know you have the right to tell them to leave and don't come back you shouldn't have to put up with harassment at work

By  coius  |  22

What a shitty person. I’d use the excuse that you want to be alive so you can torture them by driving them nuts.
Obviously if they are so concerned with you living, it must be aggravating to them with you being here, so I’d make it a point that you living is just to spite them.
Then tell them to have a bad day, and tell them you would like to say don’t let the door hit them on the way out, but evidence suggests a bat already fucked up their face, and they can’t possibly get any uglier.