By holyshart - 05/06/2012 09:03 - United States

Today, I walked in on my roommate trying to smoke a Mars bar. FML
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garebear13 4

They're outta this world! Okay...I'm done...

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Aug1508 9

I guess your room mate was trying to get sugar high. I don't think they understand that concept lol.

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garebear13 4

They're outta this world! Okay...I'm done...

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reallytho3 11

Stop while you're ahead plz and thank you...

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Abdul888 16

What he fantasizing something while smoking them?

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MrSassypants 32

#10 Well #1 did say they were done... Well never mind. #14 please continue. *Gets popcorn*

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garebear13 4

#10-Spell complete words please and thank you

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LAMKWHIM 11

Who knows? In 1,000 years we could all be sitting on Mars smoking Earth bars.

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Rommel1942 9

Well, he's trying new alternatives...

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nerobluerose 10

I'm just wondering, was he really trying to smoke it or trying to melt the chocolate and lick it off? If he was trying to smoke it, did it turn his teeth brown?

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OriginalimoaN 15

I'm just wondering how that's an fYl op...

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tennisrapper1 14

1 - it's about time you're done Mr. West!

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kayla_ann0o 9

Yeah but at least he didn't come after him trying to eat him like a zombie.

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ladyLALAA 28

Yeah what a weirdo, I've heard of making an apple into a bong but wtf!

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Il_Maestro 6

He's not odd. I lived that life for a while too. What he needs is support and love right now as he struggles to overcome his addiction. Mars is not your god, OP's roommate! You have the power to stop smoking candy bars!

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mars13_fml 8

Just a little odd lol! I wonder if the roommate was already stoned or on something.

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kayla_ann0o 9

Why thank you, theres a first for everything.

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BunchieRules 31

Who knows what he was doing before OP found him... taking the blue M&M? Injecting chocolate syrup into his bloodstream? Snorting piles of sugar? Smoking sugar canes? Okay, I'm done.

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JiggaJayZ 16

Mars bars are out of this woorrrllldddd duuuddeee

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cBlackout 13

It was a shitty joke the first time, too.

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Swedude 5

Wow. This is truly a life-ruining experience. FYL.

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Aug1508 9

I guess your room mate was trying to get sugar high. I don't think they understand that concept lol.

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bluekid7 5

That's some next level shit

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chowE_fml 4

Chocolate wasteddd!!

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xleanne_aLly 23

Nah, he was probably already high and just wondering if he COULD smoke a chocolate bar. My sister tried to do the same thing with a snickers yesterday. All bakeddd and shit.

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NothernNightmare 18

Your roommate wants to get high as the planet! ;)

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eatthemcows 4

That's.... Genius!

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jtthegr8 26

It is genius, i fail to see the FML here though, i mean he could have eaten it when his roommate realized it wasn't going to work

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Puzzles 2

sooo... was it working? no, but seriously... that's a weird thing to walk in on.

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SkoomaKi 27

Oh, there are worse things to walk in. This site will show you almost all of them. (Congrats on first comment my good lady!)

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Puzzles 2

Ah I know I know, this site never fails to fascinate me :) And thank you very much, good sir.

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bmkc4 1

Must have already smoked something else first...

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olpally 32

Yep, the roommate has the munchies now...

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