By OhHeySlogan - United States Today, I picked up a broken piece of seemingly velvety cactus to show my mom. I now have a million microscopic, painful splinters in my fingers. FML I agree, your life sucks 11949 You deserved it 40899 238 Comments Favorite Tweet Share OhHeySlogan tells us more : I'm the OP. That's what I did and it worked. Haha I'm still finding a few stragglers though.