By KindaLooksLikeCocaine - 23/09/2015 23:56 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I walked in on my drunk roommate grinding up stale marshmallows and attempting to snort them. FML
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llama_monicz 21
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There's worse things, trust me

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Shadowpartner 11
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^ weekend snorted.

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Seabass_Chan 33
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Well, it's cheaper than the other white stuff.

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MissEris 27
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Flour? Glue?

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gm1beanzz 14
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Cool whip? Sugar?

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Girlshotdown1 21
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Baking Soda?

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skippydoda 32
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Your roommate sounds AMAZING!

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gracehi 31
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Amazingly stupid.

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Shadowpartner 11
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^ weekend snorted.

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llama_monicz 21
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There's worse things, trust me

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twister45 17
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Example please and be descriptive.

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clemsi 20
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48 Pixie Sticks...I've seen a few people snort them and the look of shock/pain they got was as if someone dropped kicked their puppy and then told them their grandma died.

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paravoz 30

one example could be grinding up dried sperm and snorting it?

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poopsi 19
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On the bright side at least it smells like marshmallows now.

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ACommenter 7

Even if they were white marshmallows, I don't understand what your roommate was trying to achieve...

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djm2010 8
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I think you need to get some Hooked on Phonics or Muzzy DVDs because your literacy skills are seriously lacking. It clearly states his purpose in the FML.

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MeltedMango 8
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Well at least your roommate isn't snorting real cocaine then, right? You've got that going for you.

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zeffra13 31

One of my friends snorted a pixie stick once. Though it was in high school, on a dare. I wouldn't doubt he'd do that drunk though

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cooltatgar 31

I want some of what he's having

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AmIReallyRenee 20
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I second that

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Soninuva 41
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One of my friends that lived above me in the dorm once snorted kool-aid. She was crying for quite a while after.

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DecisiveBull 9
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Marshmallows? Please, that's kids stuff. You haven't lived until you've snorted rainbows.

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chuka81 27
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I snorted rainbows once, it made me blue then red, then green before I threw up a unicorn.

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extrasnipes 22
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Dont snort rainbows. look what happened to nyan cat.

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