Today, my roomate's cats pooped on the floor again. He refuses to clean it up saying it will be easier to clean in 48 hours. FML
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Today, my cat pooped on the floor. After cleaning it up, I’m fairly certain it was not my cat but instead my roommate, who I also suspect is pooping in the litter box. FML
Today, my roommate finally cleaned her cat's very full litter box. I later found our only good spatula crusted with kitty feces, which she'd left on the kitchen counter for me to find. FML
Today, after I had the place to myself for a while and it was easy to clean, my roommate returned and I woke up to trash piling up, dishes everywhere, and luggage full of sweaty laundry. Oh, and it smells like poo again, because he doesn't regularly shower. I want to scream. FML
Today, I learned that if I don't clean out the litter box everyday, my cat will resort to shitting in the laundry basket. FML
Today, I worked a 12-hour shift. Today my parents' cat also had diarrhoea. Rather than clean it up when said cat projectile shat all through my bed, they simply closed my door and left it for me. Since it's in my room, apparently it's my problem. They can't understand why I'm pissed. FML
Today, my roommate and I noticed a foul smell in our apartment. After looking around for a little while, I found that her cat had pooped on a pair of my jeans, and apparently tried to cover it up by dragging a shirt over the mess. FML
Today, I watched as my poor old cat dragged his ass across our living room carpet, leaving an equally long shit stain on our pristine carpet. My pleas for him to stop only made his diarrhea worse as he ran off. FML
Today, I had to wash my cat. Twice. The first time was because he decided to roll over in the litter tray after using it. The second was the result of him pissing on the floor, then rolling in it right after I'd dried him from the first time. FML
Today, my cat peed on my stove. There’s multiple clean litter-boxes that he could have used instead. FML
Today, my cat peed on the kitchen floor. As I went to get the mop, I slipped on the puddle not once, not twice, but three times. In quick succession. FML
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Top comments
Buttsexpirate 9
Rub his face in it and say "no"!
everybodyluvsMEN 0
My dog will eat that right up for you ;)
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Comments (117)
twogingers1fire 7
I'm pretty sure you spelled "roomate" wrong
bubo_fml 11
Get a golf club, collect the cat nuggets & chip them into your room mate's room. Not only will you send your roomie a message, but you'll also improve your short game!
KiddNYC1O 22
Good luck with the stench.
magkrissar 3
It sucks, but it's actually true...
KiddNYC1O 22
A simple flush would solve the problem. He'd have to remove the rubber top in the tank before he *****.
Calyx_fml 22
Poop on his bedroom floor and say the same.
queenb1621 21
That would be something I would say...
Rachel1987 4
I had a room mate like that who would do that with car poop and vomit. He'd let the car eat the vomit and I'd end up having to steam the carpets :( FYL
kalbrek009 20
Cars poop & vomit...lol, must be that darn "auto-correct" or a slip of the finger on your keyboard/keypad.
Gothicbunnyx3 16
You wouldnt have this problem if you cleaned out its litter box!
samarch0079 0
So what you need to do is take the poop, put it in warm water and stick it under your roomies bed. Trust me, the smell will get their attention.
JukeboxValkyrie 19
Pick it up with a scooper and put it on the floor in his room. When he asks why, tell him because it'll be easier for you to ignore for the next 48 hours.