By Anonymous - 14/03/2011 00:20 - United States

Today, eating my weight in breadsticks at Olive Garden and trying to relive my childhood via a pogo stick was not a good combination. My new shoes are now a different color. FML
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Doortje 29
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Ooh, pogo sticks! Definitely worth it. But YDI for eating that much. Try to control yourself next time.

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Jimboom 11
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Yes I see. Another victim of Pogo dieting. Less dangerous than Yo-yo dieting but more messy.

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kenshinjapan 2

idiot.

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Civilianswilldie 0
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I'm sorry OP but my sympathy meter seems to be on E.

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primadonna9396 16
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Agreed. Who the fuck goes to Olive Garden under the age of 70?

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Brennanrulez 0
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who the hell gets sick from a pogo stick?

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moonbootz 7
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hahahahaha

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Doortje 29
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Ooh, pogo sticks! Definitely worth it. But YDI for eating that much. Try to control yourself next time.

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MissBunny25 0
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pogo sticks are awesome :D

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vegan_muffin 5
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not as awesome as DISCO sticks.

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SwaggerMelon 6

58 Win ^

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ofernando84 4
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How can u not over eat at Olive Garden? Breadsticks are free goddammit!

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kingtz 6

Yeah, ydi for pigging out.

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JacindasaurXD 0

I've never road a pogo stick:( consider yourself lucky hehe

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kingtz 6

Road?

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lukethe 0
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Not only did you spell 'rode' wrong, you were saying it in the wrong tense... "I've never RIDDEN..." Jeeeeez!

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cptmorgan15 2

I don't know about you people, but i don't ride pogo sticks either. I have used one though.

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theian01 3

You can ride MY pogo stuck ;-D *gets shot*

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theian01 3

Umm. stick. stupid phone.

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QueenOfBoredom 0

i snickered at this ^_^

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Epic_Phale615 0

I love snickers!

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kris12k4 4
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epic fail, yeah that happens alot

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oooKiLLaHooo 0

I love this comment..it's soo dumb..33 is right unless #5 is dead..

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oooKiLLaHooo 0

then it's still wrong..lol..whoops..

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j300zx 0
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Awesome combination.

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clashatdemonhead 3

wow you're stupid. hopefully you never get pregnant, a repeat of this and you'd give yourself an abortion

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Celesta 11
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Why would you assume she'd use a pogo stick while pregnant?

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MoreLemonPledge 0
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you look like a girl I knew named mardy or marty or something

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clashatdemonhead 3

just a guess haha

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afdude87 6
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odd combination

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givants 0
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I case you don't get it, she/he threw up

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Doortje 29
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THAT'S why her shoes are two different colours?! Oooh, I totally get it now, thank you so much!

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john7h567hgrd 0

Ooooh!! I didn't understand this AT ALL...

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ImRickJamesBish 0

#10 thank you because I certainly did not get it!

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cptmorgan15 2

Haha PHEW! Thank god there's someone smart enough to figure this out for us.

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jbsington 8
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lol, sarcasm, sarcasm...

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Exhausti 0
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#48 Seriously?! :O

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free2speak 14

ohh! I thought she pooped her pants! oops on my part!

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gtkt3 0

number thirteen is a faggot

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NeverLetGo13 0
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I modded this and btw op your a fool

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j300zx 0
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That's what she said^^^ Ha!

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