Miscellaneous: Today, eating my weight in breadsticks at Olive Garden and trying...

By Anonymous - 14/03/2011 00:20 - United States

Today, eating my weight in breadsticks at Olive Garden and trying to relive my childhood via a pogo stick was not a good combination. My new shoes are now a different color. FML

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By 97 - 17/02/2012 21:10 - United States

Today, I was so broke and hungry that I went to Olive Garden and faked being stood up, just so I could eat their breadsticks. FML

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Foot soldier

By Anonymous - 22/08/2023 22:00

Today, I wore a new pair of shoes to work. By lunchtime, my feet were covered in blisters and I had to limp my way through the rest of the day. FML

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You deserved it 379

By Anonymous - 26/12/2018 06:00 - Australia

Today, as I walked out of a club, I slipped in my new shoes and spilled my chicken, chips and gravy on my brand new white dress. Not only did people see me do this, but my dress is ruined. FML

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Mismatched

By AlexSnower - 12/04/2020 02:00

Today, I'm trying to get over my OCD by wearing 2 different shoes. FML

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You deserved it 439

A little stiff and rusty

By Footloose - 11/09/2023 14:30

Today, I went for a run to get in shape for the first time in ages. I put on my running shoes and hit the pavement. Halfway through, the sole of one shoe came off, and I had to hobble back home in embarrassment. FML

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You deserved it 111

By Noname - 02/03/2009 14:07 - United States

Today, my friend and I went to a tacky-themed party. She was wearing orange faux snake stilettos. I commented, "Those are perfect for tonight, where'd you manage to find such hideous shoes?" It turns out she wears those shoes all the time, the color just matched her outfit. FML

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You deserved it 44 508

Mind the gap

By NotDrunk - 11/09/2012 06:47 - United States - San Diego

Today, I was at a family dinner, which had gone into meltdown after my aunt said something sarcastic about my mother's drinking. I went out for some fresh air and stumbled about in the dark, unaware of the fact that a pool was being dug. I fell into the huge hole and lost a shoe. FML

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You deserved it 2 603

By rhartnett11 - 23/04/2011 06:12 - United States

Today, while trying on clothes in Macy's, someone decided to throw some shoes over the wall and into my changing stall. I now have a black eye. FML

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You deserved it 3 002

Foot soldiers unite

By Anonymous - 06/05/2023 15:00

Today, I wore a new pair of shoes to work and spent the entire day hobbling around in discomfort. It wasn't until I got home that I realized I had forgotten to take remnants of the packing foam out of the tips of the shoes. FML

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You deserved it 1 109

By awkward drunk - 29/01/2011 12:40 - Canada

Today, while trying to act sober in front of my parents when I got home, I threw up on my mom's shoe. FML

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You deserved it 45 760

Doortje 29

Monday 14 March 2011 8:48

Ooh, pogo sticks! Definitely worth it. But YDI for eating that much. Try to control yourself next time.

Jimboom 11

Monday 14 March 2011 10:33

Yes I see. Another victim of Pogo dieting. Less dangerous than Yo-yo dieting but more messy.

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kenshinjapan 2

Monday 14 March 2011 8:47

idiot.

Civilianswilldie 0

Tuesday 15 March 2011 4:54

I'm sorry OP but my sympathy meter seems to be on E.

jeffav51 0

Tuesday 15 March 2011 7:03

totally dude.

primadonna9396 16

Friday 18 March 2011 18:24

Agreed. Who the **** goes to Olive Garden under the age of 70?

Brennanrulez 0

Tuesday 22 March 2011 13:28

who the hell gets sick from a pogo stick?

moonbootz 7

Wednesday 20 August 2014 22:45

hahahahaha

Doortje 29

Monday 14 March 2011 8:48

Ooh, pogo sticks! Definitely worth it. But YDI for eating that much. Try to control yourself next time.

MissBunny25 0

Monday 14 March 2011 15:01

pogo sticks are awesome :D

vegan_muffin 5

Monday 14 March 2011 19:19

not as awesome as DISCO sticks.

SwaggerMelon 6

Monday 14 March 2011 22:30

58 Win ^

ofernando84 4

Monday 14 March 2011 23:29

How can u not over eat at Olive Garden? Breadsticks are free goddammit!

510beauty 0

Monday 14 March 2011 8:54

YDI

kingtz 6

Monday 14 March 2011 8:55

Yeah, ydi for pigging out.

JacindasaurXD 0

Monday 14 March 2011 9:08

I've never road a pogo stick:( consider yourself lucky hehe

kingtz 6

Monday 14 March 2011 9:11

Road?

LuxAeterna_fml 0

Monday 14 March 2011 10:39

Tree?

lukethe 0

Monday 14 March 2011 14:01

Not only did you spell 'rode' wrong, you were saying it in the wrong tense... "I've never RIDDEN..." Jeeeeez!

cptmorgan15 2

Monday 14 March 2011 15:32

I don't know about you people, but i don't ride pogo sticks either. I have used one though.

theian01 3

Monday 14 March 2011 17:49

You can ride MY pogo stuck ;-D *gets shot*

theian01 3

Monday 14 March 2011 17:50

Umm. stick. stupid phone.

QueenOfBoredom 0

Monday 14 March 2011 17:53

i snickered at this ^_^

Epic_Phale615 0

Monday 14 March 2011 20:24

I love snickers!

kris12k4 7

Tuesday 15 March 2011 4:46

epic fail, yeah that happens alot

oooKiLLaHooo 0

Tuesday 15 March 2011 7:20

I love this comment..it's soo dumb..33 is right unless #5 is dead..

oooKiLLaHooo 0

Tuesday 15 March 2011 7:22

then it's still wrong..lol..whoops..

j300zx 0

Monday 14 March 2011 9:11

Awesome combination.

clashatdemonhead 3

Monday 14 March 2011 9:19

wow you're stupid. hopefully you never get pregnant, a repeat of this and you'd give yourself an abortion

Celesta 11

Monday 14 March 2011 15:04

Why would you assume she'd use a pogo stick while pregnant?

MoreLemonPledge 0

Tuesday 15 March 2011 3:22

you look like a girl I knew named mardy or marty or something

clashatdemonhead 3

Tuesday 15 March 2011 9:02

just a guess haha

afdude87 6

Monday 14 March 2011 9:20

odd combination

givants 0

Monday 14 March 2011 9:36

I case you don't get it, she/he threw up

Doortje 29

Monday 14 March 2011 9:41

THAT'S why her shoes are two different colours?! Oooh, I totally get it now, thank you so much!

john7h567hgrd 0

Monday 14 March 2011 9:45

Ooooh!! I didn't understand this AT ALL...

ImRickJamesBish 0

Monday 14 March 2011 13:42

#10 thank you because I certainly did not get it!

cptmorgan15 2

Monday 14 March 2011 15:34

Haha PHEW! Thank god there's someone smart enough to figure this out for us.

jbsington 8

Monday 14 March 2011 15:48

lol, sarcasm, sarcasm...

Exhausti 0

Monday 14 March 2011 19:34

#48 Seriously?! :O

free2speak 14

Monday 14 March 2011 19:51

ohh! I thought she pooped her pants! oops on my part!

gtkt3 0

Tuesday 15 March 2011 6:07

number thirteen is a ******

NeverLetGo13 0

Monday 14 March 2011 9:49

I modded this and btw op your a fool

j300zx 0

Monday 14 March 2011 12:13

That's what she said^^^ Ha!

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Same thing different taste

Foot soldier

Mismatched

A little stiff and rusty

Mind the gap

Foot soldiers unite

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