FML : Today, eating my weight in breadsticks at Olive Garden and trying to relive my childhood via a pogo stick was not a good combination. My new shoes are...

Today, eating my weight in breadsticks at Olive Garden and trying to relive my childhood via a pogo stick was not a good combination. My new shoes are now a different color. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Monday 14 March 2011 00:20 / United States

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By Doortje | 28

#2179258 - Monday 14 March 2011 8:48

Ooh, pogo sticks!
Definitely worth it.
But YDI for eating that much. Try to control yourself next time.

By Jimboom | 11

#2179784 - Monday 14 March 2011 10:33

Yes I see. Another victim of Pogo dieting. Less dangerous than Yo-yo dieting but more messy.

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By kenshinjapan | 2

#2179252 - Monday 14 March 2011 8:47

idiot.

Civilianswilldie | 0

#2183224 - Tuesday 15 March 2011 4:54

I'm sorry OP but my sympathy meter seems to be on E.

jeffav51 | 0

#2183699 - Tuesday 15 March 2011 7:03

totally dude.

primadonna9396 | 16

#2200208 - Friday 18 March 2011 18:24

Agreed. Who the fuck goes to Olive Garden under the age of 70?

Brennanrulez | 0

#2222728 - Tuesday 22 March 2011 13:28

who the hell gets sick from a pogo stick?

moonbootz | 7

#6043372 - Wednesday 20 August 2014 22:45

hahahahaha

By Doortje | 28

#2179258 - Monday 14 March 2011 8:48

Ooh, pogo sticks!
Definitely worth it.
But YDI for eating that much. Try to control yourself next time.

MissBunny25 | 0

#2180390 - Monday 14 March 2011 15:01

pogo sticks are awesome :D

vegan_muffin | 4

#2181231 - Monday 14 March 2011 19:19

not as awesome as DISCO sticks.

SwaggerMelon | 6

#2181696 - Monday 14 March 2011 22:30

58 Win ^

ofernando84 | 4

#2181846 - Monday 14 March 2011 23:29

How can u not over eat at Olive Garden? Breadsticks are free goddammit!

By 510beauty | 0

#2179275 - Monday 14 March 2011 8:54

YDI

By kingtz | 6

#2179279 - Monday 14 March 2011 8:55

Yeah, ydi for pigging out.

By JacindasaurXD | 0

#2179317 - Monday 14 March 2011 9:08

I've never road a pogo stick:(
consider yourself lucky hehe

kingtz | 6

#2179327 - Monday 14 March 2011 9:11

Road?

LuxAeterna_fml | 0

#2179797 - Monday 14 March 2011 10:39

Tree?

lukethe | 0

#2180238 - Monday 14 March 2011 14:01

Not only did you spell 'rode' wrong, you were saying it in the wrong tense... "I've never RIDDEN..."

Jeeeeez!

cptmorgan15 | 2

#2180496 - Monday 14 March 2011 15:32

I don't know about you people, but i don't ride pogo sticks either. I have used one though.

theian01 | 3

#2181009 - Monday 14 March 2011 17:49

You can ride MY pogo stuck ;-D

*gets shot*

theian01 | 3

#2181017 - Monday 14 March 2011 17:50

Umm. stick. stupid phone.

QueenOfBoredom | 0

#2181028 - Monday 14 March 2011 17:53

i snickered at this ^_^

Epic_Phale615 | 0

#2181376 - Monday 14 March 2011 20:24

I love snickers!

kris12k4 | 4

#2183201 - Tuesday 15 March 2011 4:46

epic fail, yeah that happens alot

oooKiLLaHooo | 0

#2183757 - Tuesday 15 March 2011 7:20

I love this comment..it's soo dumb..33 is right unless #5 is dead..

oooKiLLaHooo | 0

#2183770 - Tuesday 15 March 2011 7:22

then it's still wrong..lol..whoops..

By j300zx | 0

#2179325 - Monday 14 March 2011 9:11

Awesome combination.

By clashatdemonhead | 3

#2179335 - Monday 14 March 2011 9:19

wow you're stupid. hopefully you never get pregnant, a repeat of this and you'd give yourself an abortion

Celesta | 11

#2180405 - Monday 14 March 2011 15:04

Why would you assume she'd use a pogo stick while pregnant?

MoreLemonPledge | 0

#2183048 - Tuesday 15 March 2011 3:22

you look like a girl I knew named mardy or marty or something

clashatdemonhead | 3

#2184123 - Tuesday 15 March 2011 9:02

just a guess haha

By afdude87 | 6

#2179338 - Monday 14 March 2011 9:20

odd combination

By givants | 0

#2179364 - Monday 14 March 2011 9:36

I case you don't get it, she/he threw up

Doortje | 28

#2179369 - Monday 14 March 2011 9:41

THAT'S why her shoes are two different colours?! Oooh, I totally get it now, thank you so much!

john7h567hgrd | 0

#2179376 - Monday 14 March 2011 9:45

Ooooh!! I didn't understand this AT ALL...

ImRickJamesBish | 0

#2180197 - Monday 14 March 2011 13:42

#10 thank you because I certainly did not get it!

cptmorgan15 | 2

#2180499 - Monday 14 March 2011 15:34

Haha PHEW! Thank god there's someone smart enough to figure this out for us.

jbsington | 8

#2180540 - Monday 14 March 2011 15:48

lol, sarcasm, sarcasm...

Exhausti | 0

#2181258 - Monday 14 March 2011 19:34

#48

Seriously?! :O

free2speak | 14

#2181306 - Monday 14 March 2011 19:51

ohh! I thought she pooped her pants! oops on my part!

gtkt3 | 0

#2183455 - Tuesday 15 March 2011 6:07

number thirteen is a faggot

By NeverLetGo13 | 0

#2179383 - Monday 14 March 2011 9:49

I modded this and btw op your a fool

j300zx | 0

#2179953 - Monday 14 March 2011 12:13

That's what she said^^^
Ha!

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