I feel like he’s doing this on purpose to make your life as miserable as possible.

Have you tried to teach him to sit and fetch? Because it looks like he believes he's a dog.

You need to take him to a cat psychologist. He's obviously pissed off and feels shitty about himself.

As much as I love cats, I also think they are sadistic little assholes sometimes

What did you do to upset him? 😂

He needs to see avet - that is not normal cat behavior.

Odd that your cat really wants to have dirty fur