Today, my roomate's cats pooped on the floor again. He refuses to clean it up saying it will be easier to clean in 48 hours. FML
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Today, my cat pooped on the floor. After cleaning it up, I’m fairly certain it was not my cat but instead my roommate, who I also suspect is pooping in the litter box. FML
Today, my roommate finally cleaned her cat's very full litter box. I later found our only good spatula crusted with kitty feces, which she'd left on the kitchen counter for me to find. FML
Today, after I had the place to myself for a while and it was easy to clean, my roommate returned and I woke up to trash piling up, dishes everywhere, and luggage full of sweaty laundry. Oh, and it smells like poo again, because he doesn't regularly shower. I want to scream. FML
Today, I learned that if I don't clean out the litter box everyday, my cat will resort to shitting in the laundry basket. FML
Today, I worked a 12-hour shift. Today my parents' cat also had diarrhoea. Rather than clean it up when said cat projectile shat all through my bed, they simply closed my door and left it for me. Since it's in my room, apparently it's my problem. They can't understand why I'm pissed. FML
Today, my roommate and I noticed a foul smell in our apartment. After looking around for a little while, I found that her cat had pooped on a pair of my jeans, and apparently tried to cover it up by dragging a shirt over the mess. FML
Today, I watched as my poor old cat dragged his ass across our living room carpet, leaving an equally long shit stain on our pristine carpet. My pleas for him to stop only made his diarrhea worse as he ran off. FML
Today, I had to wash my cat. Twice. The first time was because he decided to roll over in the litter tray after using it. The second was the result of him pissing on the floor, then rolling in it right after I'd dried him from the first time. FML
Today, my cat peed on my stove. There’s multiple clean litter-boxes that he could have used instead. FML
Today, my cat peed on the kitchen floor. As I went to get the mop, I slipped on the puddle not once, not twice, but three times. In quick succession. FML
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Top comments
Buttsexpirate 9
Rub his face in it and say "no"!
everybodyluvsMEN 0
My dog will eat that right up for you ;)
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Comments (117)
desireev 18
I would make it to where he "accidentally" sleeps in it tonight!!! FYL
animalover721 3
Yeah....put the poop in his bed and see if he still wants to wait 48 hours
Kyle357_fml 2
The roommate is telling the truth
Red_Wing_Nut44 14
Crappy comment AND a crappy picture. People must love you.
mk58 31
I believe you need to reread the FML.
SadinSherman 16
If it bother you why don't you clean it
THE_A_TEEN 28
It's not his responsability to clean his roomates cat crap.
krisymisy 0
Yep
unagi_fml 9
Keep the cat out and only let it back in when it's owner decides to clean up its mess!
RedPillSucks 33
feed the cat x-lax and tie it to his bed.
MerrikBarbarian 9
Fun fact, if you live outside a major city or in a drought area waiting to flush til you crap or at least flushing every few uses vs every use if you are just peeing is the norm. Reduces water use and in overly wet areas stops your septic tank from flooding and backing into your basement. Not so weird as you think doing that. Waiting 48 hours to clean cat shit though- that is just lazy.
THE_A_TEEN 28
Hey sevrandy, it's not the op's obligation to clean up his roomates cat crap. The roomate is just being lazy in taking care of the cat and indirectly telling op to clean it up.
geon_olam 17
Ur telling me that u shit EVERY TIME you feel an urge to? Wow ur selfish. I only go about once a month. Go green man save the planet!