Today, my roomate's cats pooped on the floor again. He refuses to clean it up saying it will be easier to clean in 48 hours. FML
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Today, my cat pooped on the floor. After cleaning it up, I’m fairly certain it was not my cat but instead my roommate, who I also suspect is pooping in the litter box. FML
Today, my roommate finally cleaned her cat's very full litter box. I later found our only good spatula crusted with kitty feces, which she'd left on the kitchen counter for me to find. FML
Today, after I had the place to myself for a while and it was easy to clean, my roommate returned and I woke up to trash piling up, dishes everywhere, and luggage full of sweaty laundry. Oh, and it smells like poo again, because he doesn't regularly shower. I want to scream. FML
Today, I learned that if I don't clean out the litter box everyday, my cat will resort to shitting in the laundry basket. FML
Today, I worked a 12-hour shift. Today my parents' cat also had diarrhoea. Rather than clean it up when said cat projectile shat all through my bed, they simply closed my door and left it for me. Since it's in my room, apparently it's my problem. They can't understand why I'm pissed. FML
Today, my roommate and I noticed a foul smell in our apartment. After looking around for a little while, I found that her cat had pooped on a pair of my jeans, and apparently tried to cover it up by dragging a shirt over the mess. FML
Today, I watched as my poor old cat dragged his ass across our living room carpet, leaving an equally long shit stain on our pristine carpet. My pleas for him to stop only made his diarrhea worse as he ran off. FML
Today, I had to wash my cat. Twice. The first time was because he decided to roll over in the litter tray after using it. The second was the result of him pissing on the floor, then rolling in it right after I'd dried him from the first time. FML
Today, my cat peed on my stove. There’s multiple clean litter-boxes that he could have used instead. FML
Today, my cat peed on the kitchen floor. As I went to get the mop, I slipped on the puddle not once, not twice, but three times. In quick succession. FML
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Buttsexpirate 9
Rub his face in it and say "no"!
everybodyluvsMEN 0
My dog will eat that right up for you ;)
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Comments (117)
desertpunk75 11
Take a crap and say you'll clean it up after 72 hours.
writergirl23 19
Well it will.
Morgiepoooh9822 17
For all you crazies saying clean it up. Why in the feeeck would he/she clean it. 1. Not his cat 2. Room mate should learn to be freekin considerate. I would move out or kick douchebag roommate out unlesss you want the stench of CRAP to seep into your clothes .
docphilsman 15
put it in his bed
Karls_Marx 13
Then take it next time put it inside his pillowcase and smear it when he gets mad say it will be easier to clean in 48 hours
writerchic85 26
Crap on his bed and then say you'll clean it up in 48 hours
ruffles94 16
Put his shoes on and walk in it... He'll see that it's a LOT harder to clean up when he leaves it!
Tyrax 16
Poop on his bed. Tell him it's easier to clean when he cleans up after the cat.