Today, my roomate's cats pooped on the floor again. He refuses to clean it up saying it will be easier to clean in 48 hours. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my cat pooped on the floor. After cleaning it up, I’m fairly certain it was not my cat but instead my roommate, who I also suspect is pooping in the litter box. FML
Today, my roommate finally cleaned her cat's very full litter box. I later found our only good spatula crusted with kitty feces, which she'd left on the kitchen counter for me to find. FML
Today, after I had the place to myself for a while and it was easy to clean, my roommate returned and I woke up to trash piling up, dishes everywhere, and luggage full of sweaty laundry. Oh, and it smells like poo again, because he doesn't regularly shower. I want to scream. FML
Today, I learned that if I don't clean out the litter box everyday, my cat will resort to shitting in the laundry basket. FML
Today, I worked a 12-hour shift. Today my parents' cat also had diarrhoea. Rather than clean it up when said cat projectile shat all through my bed, they simply closed my door and left it for me. Since it's in my room, apparently it's my problem. They can't understand why I'm pissed. FML
Today, my roommate and I noticed a foul smell in our apartment. After looking around for a little while, I found that her cat had pooped on a pair of my jeans, and apparently tried to cover it up by dragging a shirt over the mess. FML
Today, I watched as my poor old cat dragged his ass across our living room carpet, leaving an equally long shit stain on our pristine carpet. My pleas for him to stop only made his diarrhea worse as he ran off. FML
Today, I had to wash my cat. Twice. The first time was because he decided to roll over in the litter tray after using it. The second was the result of him pissing on the floor, then rolling in it right after I'd dried him from the first time. FML
Today, my cat peed on my stove. There’s multiple clean litter-boxes that he could have used instead. FML
Today, my cat peed on the kitchen floor. As I went to get the mop, I slipped on the puddle not once, not twice, but three times. In quick succession. FML
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Buttsexpirate 9
Rub his face in it and say "no"!
everybodyluvsMEN 0
My dog will eat that right up for you ;)
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Comments (117)
Fruitmonster2 15
I remember when my family got our first kitty. He liked to sleep with me, but was afraid to go to the bathroom. His solution: taking a dump on my pillow. My answer: rolling my head in it while still being asleep. True story.
zenma1 0
It actually is, because it hardens and u can just scrape it off in one piece with a knife.
capnbzarr 43
A knife, you say! That is one of the most disgusting comments I've ever read here. Not only do you condone letting shit sit around in your living space, but you then remove it with an eating utensil.
Yesdearurwrong 0
Seriously people. Poo gets harder the longer it is exposed to air, thus making it easier to clean up. Haven't you ever had a pet? Still should just clean it up now so there isn't a stain. Sorry. FYL.
bizarre_ftw 22
Pick it up, put it in his room, deadbolt the cats into diapers
bizarre_ftw 22
Pick it up, put it in his room, deadbolt the cats into diapers
rockyraccoon28 8
"easier to clean up" because he knows that if he doesn't clean it up, you will. so it will be way easier in 48 hours because he won't have to clean it up at all [:
blacksswan 10
. you could have picked up the poop and placed it on your roommates bed and let him know where he can find it 48 hours later.
blacksswan 10
Cats usually don't start doing their business outside the box unless it's dirty, no easy access or health problems. If he had no access to the litter box put the box where it's easy for the cat to get to. If the cat does his business outside in the garden look into installing a pet door for him. If your roommate doesnt look after the cat well report him to animal control. They will come take the cat away
Roevera 14
I'd rub it into your roommates bed, and when they go to bed and btch about the mess, just assure them that "Its okay, its easier to clean in 48 hours"
xgetxbentx 13
Actually, that's like half true, really it's only a few hours, but it needs to harden a little before it's picked up or it will probably smear and stain even MORE of the carpet. If left alone for a little bit it probably won't stain. I know it sounds gross but having worked with everything from hedgehogs to domestic cats to wild cats to foxes then up to wolves, I know how shit cleaning works. Sooo it will be easier in 48hrs, but it doesn't take THAT long before it won't stain or smear.
GypsyRover 0
Put it on his bed.