Follow the yellow brown road

By cat_lady - 05/04/2020 17:00

Today, I watched as my poor old cat dragged his ass across our living room carpet, leaving an equally long shit stain on our pristine carpet. My pleas for him to stop only made his diarrhea worse as he ran off. FML
I agree, your life sucks 1 451
You deserved it 287

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You can't have pets AND carpet. You can go broke buying the chemicals, steam cleaners, cleaning services, etc., but choosing to have one and not the other makes more sense.

This toilet paper shortage is making everybody crazy. I wish I’d thought of carpet instead of using my rare currency collection.

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You can't have pets AND carpet. You can go broke buying the chemicals, steam cleaners, cleaning services, etc., but choosing to have one and not the other makes more sense.

Oh well, you have cats, you should have known your pristine carpet wouldn’t stay pristine Selena

This toilet paper shortage is making everybody crazy. I wish I’d thought of carpet instead of using my rare currency collection.