By Anonymous - 28/10/2011 03:48 - United States

Today, my roomate informed me that her snake was missing in our apartment again. Apparently, I need to be careful because the snake's attracted to blood. I'm on my period. FML
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HerpYourDerp 7

What do you mean, "again"? How many times has that snake been missing in your apartment?

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Buttsexpirate 9

While in the bathroom you're gonna hear "Feed me ssssseymour!"

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Chazyj 4

She could be trolling you and the snake is some where else just saying

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LilMissNYC 5

You should be fine, just don't use a pad lol good luck hun

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MyLifeIsAverageS 5

You people are all dipshits. The blood the snake is attracted to is freshly oxygenated blood. Menstrual blood isn't freshly oxygenated

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BoredomCentral 8

And again. Snakes are NOT attracted to blood.

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nysouby 6

Now that the snake lives in your apartment, you should go live in the forest. LOL

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Cheerieful_fml 2

Do you wanna see my one-eyed snake?

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BellaMarta 19

Look closely at your trash cans then.

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RuskiManBearPig 4

Dude this reminded me of "Pitch Black"

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onikage_666 0

Im sure somebody thinks thats pretty hot...

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tinkybonk 10

You're putting the whole station in jeopardy!

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