By Anonymous - 28/03/2011 18:52 - Macedonia

Today, my boyfriend tried to cure me of my snake phobia by buying one. When he took it out of the cage, it bit him. Now he's terrified of them too. Even worse, he dropped the snake, so it's now loose in our house. FML
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xthetisx 0

He must be cute, because he's deffinitly not smart

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roseydot 0

Guess facing your fears was a load of crap in this case. FYL

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SpicyGrass 0

Kill the snake and make a coat out of it.

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Jakub89 0

That makes no sense, make a belt out of it sounds better.

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Suekoff16 3

ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!!!! I'VE HAD IT WITH THIS MOTHER ******* SNAKE IN MY MOTHER ******* HOUSE!!!!

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BellyDancinCheer 0

justt kill itt

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ugliness 6

kill it with fire! jk call your local animal shelter, they will have a 'unusual' animal section or know a shelter that can retrieve and home the snake

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skyeyez9 24

Maybe a coat for a barbie doll.

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franniedottp 8

83- *deep, grumbly, epic/scary voice* lets... KILL IT... with... FIRE!!!!

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kofinater 3

I've had it with these monkey fighting snakes in this Monday to Friday house

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Katie_the_Great 6

79 how can you like snakes? they are so nasty!

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prenticehill 4

They ARE pretty amazing.

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urdirtyolduncle 15

well, if u had grabbed that long thing, you guys wouldn't be in this mess. instead, you'd find comfort in handling his slippery Pete.

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vgameson 0

93's photo looks like a drawing of 106

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reptileguy1296 0

Typically the people that say they are disgusting haven't held a snake before and know almost nothing about them. Please realize they want nothing to do with you and prefer to be left alone. They are not out to get you.

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xthetisx 0

He must be cute, because he's deffinitly not smart

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born_hustla 26

got a point there..lol

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jrsgreenfire257 0

Lmao definnitteeelllyy hha

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Poepiepiesie 3

Yeeaaahhh wen ur not smart.ur always cutteweee <3 <3<3

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SirEBC 7

Yeah, just look at me.

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anakaren_831 1

82 needs a mirror.

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SiraSiemens 21

if a man ever said "i only date women who are either cute or smart" there'd be hell to pay xD

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dudeitsdanny 9

That's ridiculous.. Call Harry Potter, he'll talk it out of your house.

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xoxoMEGANxoxo 13

haha nice #53

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cherryblossom94 0

ehm the french FML are definitely better writed and funnier...

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ASHLEYbcddd 0

lol sorry 3 thats not going to you

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ASHLEYbcddd 0

well read the French fml If you wanna sit here and bitch. Duh.

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roseydot 0

Guess facing your fears was a load of crap in this case. FYL

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Alex94xela 0

stfu pain or I'll susano'o ur ass and lol at op

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JojoChuo 8

Just make sure yo close your leg whilst you sleep OP D:

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klonopin_ftw 0

*hissing noise* "I'm a snaaaaaaaayke. I'm a snaaaaaayke."

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KILLME321 0

Oh my God I love snakes but I dont think I would want one crawling around my house n I had no idea where it is.... F ur life n ur bfs! If u catch it dont kill it........

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ugliness 6

agreed, I hate when people even consider killing due to fear

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creatingApast 11

Horrible Monday! I would be freaking out as well. Good luck capturing it! Maybe Animal Control will help.

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lexeous 4

Snakes are nothing to be afraid of.. unless they're huge and/or venemous/constrictors.

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