FML : Today, my boyfriend tried to cure me of my snake phobia by buying one. When he took it out of the cage, it bit him. Now he's terrified of them too. Even...

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Today, my boyfriend tried to cure me of my snake phobia by buying one. When he took it out of the cage, it bit him. Now he's terrified of them too. Even worse, he dropped the snake, so it's now loose in our house. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Monday 28 March 2011 18:52 / Macedonia

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By xthetisx | 0

#2257461 - Monday 28 March 2011 23:14

He must be cute, because he's deffinitly not smart

By roseydot | 0

#2257478 - Monday 28 March 2011 23:15

Guess facing your fears was a load of crap in this case. FYL

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By SpicyGrass | 0

#2257456 - Monday 28 March 2011 23:13

Kill the snake and make a coat out of it.

Jakub89 | 0

#2257545 - Monday 28 March 2011 23:27

That makes no sense, make a belt out of it sounds better.

CRrawsum | 7

#2257578 - Monday 28 March 2011 23:40

Or boots!

valri3 | 0

#2257613 - Monday 28 March 2011 23:50

"Snakes in a house" New movie.

Suekoff16 | 3

#2257652 - Tuesday 29 March 2011 0:11

ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!!!! I'VE HAD IT WITH THIS MOTHER FUCKING SNAKE IN MY MOTHER FUCKING HOUSE!!!!

BellyDancinCheer | 0

#2257659 - Tuesday 29 March 2011 0:13

justt kill itt

rciccone | 0

#2257740 - Tuesday 29 March 2011 0:45

I love snakes <3

ugliness | 6

#2257756 - Tuesday 29 March 2011 0:50

kill it with fire!
jk call your local animal shelter, they will have a 'unusual' animal section or know a shelter that can retrieve and home the snake

skyeyez9 | 24

#2257761 - Tuesday 29 March 2011 0:55

Maybe a coat for a barbie doll.

rawyak | 4

#2257801 - Tuesday 29 March 2011 1:03

use as a whip/rope like pecos bill

franniedottp | 8

#2257971 - Tuesday 29 March 2011 1:28

83- *deep, grumbly, epic/scary voice*
lets...
KILL IT...
with...
FIRE!!!!

kofinater | 3

#2258034 - Tuesday 29 March 2011 1:36

I've had it with these monkey fighting snakes in this Monday to Friday house

Katie_the_Great | 6

#2258254 - Tuesday 29 March 2011 2:07

79 how can you like snakes? they are so nasty!

prenticehill | 4

#2258395 - Tuesday 29 March 2011 2:25

They ARE pretty amazing.

Katie_the_Great | 6

#2258446 - Tuesday 29 March 2011 2:35

no no, they are not.

seanders | 10

#2258698 - Tuesday 29 March 2011 3:18

Snakes rule send it my way

urdirtyolduncle | 15

#2258704 - Tuesday 29 March 2011 3:21

well, if u had grabbed that long thing, you guys wouldn't be in this mess. instead, you'd find comfort in handling his slippery Pete.

tomtom88_fml | 0

#2258904 - Tuesday 29 March 2011 3:56

win

poxgff | 1

#2259251 - Tuesday 29 March 2011 4:43

win.

vgameson | 0

#2259290 - Tuesday 29 March 2011 4:53

93's photo looks like a drawing of 106

DonnieBoy14 | 0

#2261271 - Tuesday 29 March 2011 14:30

yeah a belt

lifeguardd | 0

#2574097 - Friday 27 May 2011 17:26

ur hottttt lool

reptileguy1296 | 0

#3310559 - Monday 19 September 2011 7:52

Typically the people that say they are disgusting haven't held a snake before and know almost nothing about them. Please realize they want nothing to do with you and prefer to be left alone. They are not out to get you.

GoatInABag | 14

#5941857 - Monday 12 May 2014 0:00

You are retard #112

By xthetisx | 0

#2257461 - Monday 28 March 2011 23:14

He must be cute, because he's deffinitly not smart

born_hustla | 26

#2257508 - Monday 28 March 2011 23:21

got a point there..lol

jrsgreenfire257 | 0

#2257557 - Monday 28 March 2011 23:30

Lmao definnitteeelllyy hha

Poepiepiesie | 3

#2257692 - Tuesday 29 March 2011 0:24

Yeeaaahhh wen ur not smart.ur always cutteweee <3 <3<3

persianjr | 14

#2257708 - Tuesday 29 March 2011 0:27

Can't we be both?

SirEBC | 7

#2257755 - Tuesday 29 March 2011 0:50

Yeah, just look at me.

anakaren_831 | 1

#2258104 - Tuesday 29 March 2011 1:47

82 needs a mirror.

SirEBC | 7

#2258275 - Tuesday 29 March 2011 2:10

ZING.

m00sh | 0

#2258914 - Tuesday 29 March 2011 3:58

pahahahahaha

Kilroy15 | 0

#2261077 - Tuesday 29 March 2011 13:14

LOUD NOISES

pinpat | 2

#2686760 - Wednesday 15 June 2011 16:19

hahahahaha at the sometime????

SiraSiemens | 21

#6633916 - Wednesday 22 June 2016 14:36

if a man ever said "i only date women who are either cute or smart" there'd be hell to pay xD

By cupcake10101 | 0

#2257467 - Monday 28 March 2011 23:16

call an exterminater

dudeitsdanny | 9

#2257667 - Tuesday 29 March 2011 0:16

That's ridiculous..

Call Harry Potter, he'll talk it out of your house.

xoxoMEGANxoxo | 13

#2258075 - Tuesday 29 March 2011 1:42

haha nice #53

Katie_the_Great | 6

#2258291 - Tuesday 29 March 2011 2:11

98 haha that piggy is so cute!

ChibiGirl5 | 0

#2259781 - Tuesday 29 March 2011 6:20

hahaha yeaaa

By tarahl1 | 0

#2257470 - Monday 28 March 2011 23:17

sorry but that made me lol

florecitabetch | 0

#2257580 - Monday 28 March 2011 23:36

same over here

loski87 | 4

#2257693 - Tuesday 29 March 2011 0:24

me too

popcynical | 4

#2258833 - Tuesday 29 March 2011 3:43

indeed

By cherryblossom94 | 0

#2257476 - Monday 28 March 2011 23:15

ehm the french FML are definitely better writed and funnier...

ASHLEYbcddd | 0

#2257496 - Monday 28 March 2011 23:20

lol sorry 3 thats not going to you

ASHLEYbcddd | 0

#2257503 - Monday 28 March 2011 23:18

well read the French fml If you wanna sit here and bitch. Duh.

By roseydot | 0

#2257478 - Monday 28 March 2011 23:15

Guess facing your fears was a load of crap in this case. FYL

Alex94xela | 0

#2258503 - Tuesday 29 March 2011 2:47

stfu pain or I'll susano'o ur ass
and lol at op

JojoChuo | 8

#2264833 - Wednesday 30 March 2011 3:09

Just make sure yo close your leg whilst you sleep OP D:

By shibainu519 | 0

#2257480 - Monday 28 March 2011 23:19

*slither*

toddlesscott | 0

#2257759 - Tuesday 29 March 2011 0:54

klonopin_ftw | 0

#2258246 - Tuesday 29 March 2011 2:07

*hissing noise* "I'm a snaaaaaaaayke. I'm a snaaaaaayke."

By KILLME321 | 0

#2257493 - Monday 28 March 2011 23:19

Oh my God I love snakes but I dont think I would want one crawling around my house n I had no idea where it is.... F ur life n ur bfs! If u catch it dont kill it........