FML : Today, I went into my room and found a plastic snake on the floor. I yelled out to my sister, "Good one, Ellen!" I picked up the snake to take it to show...

Today, I went into my room and found a plastic snake on the floor. I yelled out to my sister, "Good one, Ellen!" I picked up the snake to take it to show her. The snake started moving in my hands and bit me. I had to go to the hospital. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By olive_costume - / Saturday 5 December 2009 01:16 / Australia

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By Peroxide | 3

#705823 - Saturday 5 December 2009 11:27

I was camping and out late riding my bike when something got caught in my spokes and was going round and round. It was dark and I thought it was a stick so I reached down to pull it out and it hissed at me. Needless to say I dismounted faster than the speed of light thus proving Einstein wrong. Shove that in your pipe and smoke it!! E=mcgetthefuckoutofmybikesnake

By Kingdutch | 3

#705726 - Saturday 5 December 2009 9:28

That'd scare the ---- out of me O.o
FYL

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By crzyry | 6

#705725 - Saturday 5 December 2009 9:28

lol, not very bright are you?

sexxxtacy | 0

#706195 - Saturday 5 December 2009 19:39

nope he isnt very smart at all. plus you thought she did it so you showed it to her??? why??

talk_fml | 0

#706361 - Saturday 5 December 2009 22:52

i think it makes alot of sense. whenever my sis or i did something sneaky like that (a fake snake) we would take it to the other person with a "you can do better than that" kind of attitude. i think this fml is pretty funny but sucks for the OP. and its reasonable that they wouldnt think the snake was real; they were indoors!

AziraLevana | 2

#954866 - Tuesday 16 March 2010 21:03

OP's very lucky. Here in Australia, we have something like nine of the world's ten most venomous snakes.

iiNsTinK | 0

#987841 - Monday 3 May 2010 5:43

epic fail. i wanna see this on video. it would be very very funny to watch.

By Kingdutch | 3

#705726 - Saturday 5 December 2009 9:28

That'd scare the ---- out of me O.o
FYL

subwoofa | 0

#3859841 - Tuesday 10 January 2012 8:55

Always the sisters fault

By its_me_haha | 0

#705727 - Saturday 5 December 2009 9:28

bahahah somethin like that happen to me.. only i knew it was not rubber and it was in my living room...but i did not pick it up.... i aint scared of snakes but i dont just go pickin them up...

Kylias | 6

#705957 - Saturday 5 December 2009 15:44

Except that they found a snake in their house. :|

danab_fml | 0

#2144638 - Thursday 3 March 2011 8:45

#53 WINN!!!

By Dr_Pepper_fml | 3

#705729 - Saturday 5 December 2009 9:29

...wow, the FMLs have sucked lately....

echo89 | 0

#705739 - Saturday 5 December 2009 9:35

yea they have, but that because people think that every little thing in their life is an FML moment when really it's them being babies...

nokillnobeepbeep | 0

#705746 - Saturday 5 December 2009 9:41

Hmmm? Clearly this FML bites, it doesn't suck. *Dot dot dot, death by ellipsis, dot dot dot* Duh!

horse_lvr96 | 0

#706476 - Sunday 6 December 2009 0:25

yes they have

By PeopleRSoDumb | 0

#705735 - Saturday 5 December 2009 9:34

... You had to go to the hospital. For that. Cause you didn't see if it was real? YDI, and go to MLIA.

rawrsaur19 | 0

#706776 - Sunday 6 December 2009 5:22

Well, if I got bit by a snake, I'd go to the hospital. NSW is full of deady snakes, all of Australia is.
We got deadly spiders, fish, jellies and more too.
F OP's life.