Today, I went into my room and found a plastic snake on the floor. I yelled out to my sister, "Good one, Ellen!" I picked up the snake to take it to show her. The snake started moving in my hands and bit me. I had to go to the hospital. FML
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crzyry
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lol, not very bright are you?
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sexxxtacy
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nope he isnt very smart at all. plus you thought she did it so you showed it to her??? why??
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talk_fml
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i think it makes alot of sense. whenever my sis or i did something sneaky like that (a fake snake) we would take it to the other person with a "you can do better than that" kind of attitude. i think this fml is pretty funny but sucks for the OP. and its reasonable that they wouldnt think the snake was real; they were indoors!
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AziraLevana
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OP's very lucky. Here in Australia, we have something like nine of the world's ten most venomous snakes.
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iiNsTinK
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epic fail. i wanna see this on video. it would be very very funny to watch.
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Kingdutch
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That'd scare the ---- out of me O.o
FYL
FYL
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subwoofa
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Always the sisters fault
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its_me_haha
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bahahah somethin like that happen to me.. only i knew it was not rubber and it was in my living room...but i did not pick it up.... i aint scared of snakes but i dont just go pickin them up...
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Kylias
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Except that they found a snake in their house. :|
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danab_fml
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#53 WINN!!!
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Dr_Pepper_fml
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...wow, the FMLs have sucked lately....
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echo89
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yea they have, but that because people think that every little thing in their life is an FML moment when really it's them being babies...
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nokillnobeepbeep
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Hmmm? Clearly this FML bites, it doesn't suck. *Dot dot dot, death by ellipsis, dot dot dot* Duh!
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horse_lvr96
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yes they have
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PeopleRSoDumb
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... You had to go to the hospital. For that. Cause you didn't see if it was real? YDI, and go to MLIA.
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rawrsaur19
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Well, if I got bit by a snake, I'd go to the hospital. NSW is full of deady snakes, all of Australia is.
We got deadly spiders, fish, jellies and more too.
F OP's life.
We got deadly spiders, fish, jellies and more too.
F OP's life.
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COBRAMORPH
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So what, you handled it like you thought it was a cock? Did you put it in your mouth? Slut.
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waterynuggets
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Someone's repressed.
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Lia_Mackenzie
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Freud would have a field day with you, Cobramorph. You need to get laid.
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Asstazztic
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hahaha fricken COBRAMORPH that's hilarious :P lol
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cerebellum_fml
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That's what she said....
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Asstazztic
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sorry cerebellum but that wasn't good at all :/
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Peroxide
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I was camping and out late riding my bike when something got caught in my spokes and was going round and round. It was dark and I thought it was a stick so I reached down to pull it out and it hissed at me. Needless to say I dismounted faster than the speed of light thus proving Einstein wrong. Shove that in your pipe and smoke it!! E=mcgetthefuckoutofmybikesnake
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nickownes1
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That's probably the best comment I've ever seen..
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dolphinlvr7
| 24
Agreed
FYL