The all-seeing eye

By Anonymous - 28/10/2011 02:49 - United States

Today, I was about to have sex with my girlfriend for the first time. Just as she took her shirt off, her phone rang. It was her mom demanding she return home. Now I've been cockblocked, and my girlfriend's mom seems to be a god damn clairvoyant. Awesome. FML
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RecklessJellyBea 7

Women's intuition. Now the ultimate cockblock.



relax bro, there will be many more opportunities

armorf0r 7
blackheart24 10

I think op's girlfriend texted her mom and said help me!!!

Sorry OP, I feel for you :/ used to happen to me allll the time -.-

You still had time... It's not like your first time would last long anyways

I don't understand the big words (-_-) I'll go look it up and come right back..

"You still had time... It's not like your first time would last long anyways" I completely disagree. Not only can a first time last pretty long, but (and this is even more important) if OP and his girlfriend continued to have sex, they probably would feel very stressed + do it in a hurry = not enjoy it that much. If they would have had sex, knowing that OP's girlfriend would have to leave in 5-10 minutes, would it still be worth to remember? First times are overrated, true true, but that doesn't mean you can't try to make it fun.

Doesn't matter; had... *ring ring* ohh wait .. :(

blackheart24 10

143- your profile pic scaares me...

Just a BIT of an overreaction. There'll be other times, OP.

pie29302930 0

Can I get a piece of you?;) hot damn girl ;)

NinaTatianna 9

Sorry if this comes off as rude, but "spooky" literally couldn't be more of an irrelevant term for this situation.

Spooky in reference to the fact that her mother just happened to call and demand that she return home right when she took her shirt off before having sex. That just might be her thought process. Now you look rude and unable to connect the dots.

No Nina, not rude, you just come off as really stupid.

Pretty_Pink_Lady 10

Before we all start hating Nina, she doesn't speak English well and she might think of "spooky" means a very specific thing. I know when I try to speak Spanish, I can't comprehend a lot of simple concepts. I'm not dumb, I'm just not an expert at speaking foreign tongues.

Perhaps if she doesn't know English that well, she shouldn't be a jerk to others who do. She could've politely asked how the word "spooky" was relevant or something like that.

Boygenius50 8

Sum 41 profile picture=WINNING

NinaTatianna 9

SORRY I thought you mean halloween. I am sorry I know english some well because we learn the vocabilary in school. sorry sorry to you

RecklessJellyBea 7

Women's intuition. Now the ultimate cockblock.

Mums seem to know it all D: like they're psychic or something...

Buttsexpirate 9

"I sense a disturbance in the force".

flockz 19

mom needs her daily foot massage. thats why your girlfriend has such smooth hands.

Where did you get smooth hands out of this FML?

flockz 19

from the deep dark corners of my imagination. rather lovely place.

The_Troller 14

105- flockz' imagination is not the place you want to visit. Just thinking about it... *shudders and stares into space*

uprising_fml 0

moms know their shit . next time, just hit silence :)