By Anonymous - 03/06/2015 01:34 - United States - West Chester

Today, my mother found my escaped pet snake after she had already washed and dried it with the laundry. FML
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For fucks snake Mom

Sneaky snake . Shame though , nothing deserves to die like that .

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JMichael 25

I wanna know if it lived?

Nothing short of a miracle if it survived the dryer. Poor snake. :(

Given that a residential dryer gets to around 120f and most snakes bodily functions start failing above an optimal roughly 96f (generalized number) I would assume that a dryer cycle would be fatal... That and considering it's posted in fml I'd assume no it didn't... RIP our slithery friend...

Given that a residential dryer gets to around 120f and most snakes bodily functions start failing above an optimal roughly 96f (generalized number) I would assume that a dryer cycle would be fatal... That and considering it's posted in fml I'd assume no it didn't... RIP our slithery friend...

Not to mention it was getting tumbled around in there too. And if it's not a water snake it may not have survived the washing machine. Poor snake and poor mom for finding it.

MzZombicidal 36

Unfortunately, I highly doubt the poor critter made it :( This FML made me feel bad for all of the parties involved. I'm very sorry for your loss, OP :(

I think the soap would taste so bad it might die

Odds are it drowned before it even reached the dryer. Even a water snake would have a tough time and especially with the soap.

@81 have you tasted the soap to know what it tastes like

Puppys_Doll 28

@106 some parents use soap as punishment if kids curse or say something they aren't supposed to. so it's quite possible that 81 did

For fucks snake Mom

I'll show mysssssself out

I'm Ana-Gone-da now

My comment is ancient Hisssssstory.

Are my puns giving you a headache. Have an Asp-erin

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Okay okay I'm done, I'll Go-a constrictor.

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Forget odd, that's how you slaughter a good pun by enforcing other puns on it.

MzZombicidal 36

Idk what's wrong with y'all, I enjoyed it! lol. But then again, I don't come to FML with a grumpy attitude towards goofy jokes.

Lol why everyone gotta be so salty. If you don't like my puns that's fine but it's not really something to get mad about.

Your puns made my day!!! Hahaha!

Alright dude you hands down wins the best comment(s) of the day award lol

Wizardo 33

I have no idea why my dude is getting so much hate, when for the first time in AGES someone posts an awesome comment and the thread is beast too. People need to up their game and quit the bitching cos frankly, the comments sections are sucking hard without pioneers like my friend right here.

If you don't like the puns then why read them? My gosh

snake puns incoming

I think #2 took care of it..

So did #20, #21, #22, #23 and #25

Stephencharis 14

pet snake?....ewww

ChristianH39 30

pet cat?....ewww See, I can make stupid comments too!

Maybe she thought it was a belt. Or maybe she was trying to make a belt. All joking aside, I'm sorry you lost your pet, OP.

Uncharacteristically compassionate of you, Dwight. Very good.

Maybe you'll learn to have a better environment for your snake.. Ydi!

You know how often and how easily snakes can escape from their tanks? Maybe you're the dumb idiot for not being educated.

I'm with #5. If your snake can escape often and easily then you clearly need a better tank.

Maybe your mom is dumb and uneducated for having you?

Real mature #54.

liquifiednate 21

It doesn't matter on how good the environment is. Some snakes are just good escape artists. For example corn snakes are really common for getting out of their cages by opening it themselves.

If your snake can open the cage you clearly need a bigger and better cage.

maby we should put you in the washer because you escaped from the bitch convention

Sneaky snake . Shame though , nothing deserves to die like that .

Ali_Br_fml 33

I kinda hope it was dead before it hit the washing machine. What a terrible way to die if it went through the washing and drying machines alive.

I'm picturing it surviving both wash and dry cycles then being stomped to death by OP's mom when she finds it in her delicates.

who says its dead *bum bum buummm*

sssssso sssssorry that happened op!

That was kind of sssssstupid.

Nagini has met his fate at the bottom of your drier

As much as I don't like snakes I know losing a pet sucks. My condolences OP.

It looks like she would have noticed when she clothespinned it to the line