By Anonymous - 28/10/2011 03:48 - United States

Today, my roomate informed me that her snake was missing in our apartment again. Apparently, I need to be careful because the snake's attracted to blood. I'm on my period. FML
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HerpYourDerp 7

What do you mean, "again"? How many times has that snake been missing in your apartment?

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Buttsexpirate 9

While in the bathroom you're gonna hear "Feed me ssssseymour!"

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THE_A_TEEN 27

You do realize that isn't blood but the dissolve contents of a unfertalize egg cell, right?

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megaaann_fml 9

*Napoleon Dynamite face* IDIOT! A period isn't the dissolved contents of a unfertalized egg cell, it's the shedding of the lining of the uturus that is made from blood vessels formed for a sort of cushioning for a fertilized egg, which would then, over time, become a baby. If the egg isn't fertilized, the lining sheds, becoming what is called A PERIOD, dipshit.

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Lidiya8lml 0

THE A TEEN how did you ever pass biology class?

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Skittlepickle 13

Geez, SHE'S the woman. I think she knows more about periods then you, mr man

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leadman1989 15

I LOVE your picture. Especially because Moses parted the RED sea! I just grossed myself out D:

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Justforlolz 14

39's my hero for that one line in the beginning. You deserve +2 internetz.

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perdix 29

Learn to say "GTFO" in Parseltongue.

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slushpup9696 12

Hsssshhhhkaaa the **** out.

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rberry88 4

Don't worry, you can't get pregnant when you are on your period...

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showmeyourears 19

Actually you can. Some women ovulate during their periods. Which is unfortunate because no one wants to tap that during your time of the month.

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Calen5556 0

Better wear a cup tonight.

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rberry88 4

Did anyone else just think that we may have a new viral internet video in the making?

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champjb 0

No snake is attracted to blood. Seriously....

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billigoat 8

Easy. Become a parseltongue and command it to go back in its cage.

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maphineRAWRS 10

Punch it in the nose, then it will stop attacking you

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danielreader22 4

Unless it bites your hand.

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iBanana 17

What you need to do is lure it with a used tampon.. An' then blow it up.

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Zaffro 8

To be honest as long as it isn't a big ass constrictor you're ok. Worst you will get is a nip from it... Then take it and release it somewhere problem solved.

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icic6772 0

That snake is gonna have fun for the next few days.

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