Psssssych!

By Welcome to Florida - 20/07/2017 13:01

Today, my son's glasses were missing. My bathroom is not well lit, but I noticed something sticking out from under the toilet seat. I excitedly grabbed it, thinking I saw the band of the glasses. Nope, it was a snake. FML
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Lobby_Bee 17

Snake - Today, I was chilling by the pool and all of a sudden, some perverted human being grabbed my ass. FML

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egnur_mas 19

Rookie error, don't grab anything from the toilet in a dark room!

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Lobby_Bee 17

Snake - Today, I was chilling by the pool and all of a sudden, some perverted human being grabbed my ass. FML

62 1
egnur_mas 19

Rookie error, don't grab anything from the toilet in a dark room!

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ariege09 1

Your own glasses must be missing too!

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RichardPencil 30

Train the snake to hold two lenses while wrapped around your son’s head. He’ll have the coolest glasses in school! Make sure the snake isn’t a constrictor.

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Glowworm56 26

If the snake is a constrictor, it will keep your son's glasses on nice and tight and he won't lose them!

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Mooglefox 23

First you must ask yourself: where did this snake come from?

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Savannah Nicole Lee 4

It's Florida, it probably pays rent there.

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Surewhatever 35

Yes, yes. That is the scariest part of this FML.

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Talented73 54

I have a snake.... in my pants.... huh-huh.... huh-huh-huh....

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corky1992 33

why would you think something under the toilet seat was your glasses? you said the room wasnt well lit, but of ALL places you thought your glasses were there? lol. yikes about the snake.

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Glowworm56 26

It was her son's glasses that were missing. Kids do lose things in the darnedest places.

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smc3106 25

Why are you asking us if you hate snakes?

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