Animals: Psssssych!

Psssssych!

By Welcome to Florida - 20/07/2017 13:01

Today, my son's glasses were missing. My bathroom is not well lit, but I noticed something sticking out from under the toilet seat. I excitedly grabbed it, thinking I saw the band of the glasses. Nope, it was a snake. FML

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Lobby_Bee 17

Thursday 20 July 2017 13:32

Snake - Today, I was chilling by the pool and all of a sudden, some perverted human being grabbed my ass. FML

egnur_mas 19

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Thursday 20 July 2017 13:34

Rookie error, don't grab anything from the toilet in a dark room!

Lobby_Bee 17

Thursday 20 July 2017 13:32

Snake - Today, I was chilling by the pool and all of a sudden, some perverted human being grabbed my ass. FML

egnur_mas 19

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Thursday 20 July 2017 13:34

Rookie error, don't grab anything from the toilet in a dark room!

ariege09 1

Thursday 20 July 2017 14:44

Your own glasses must be missing too!

Glowworm56 26

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Thursday 20 July 2017 16:14

You have a literal plumber's snake.

RichardPencil 30

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Thursday 20 July 2017 16:26

Train the snake to hold two lenses while wrapped around your son’s head. He’ll have the coolest glasses in school! Make sure the snake isn’t a constrictor.

Glowworm56 26

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Thursday 20 July 2017 16:42

If the snake is a constrictor, it will keep your son's glasses on nice and tight and he won't lose them!

RichardPencil 30

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Thursday 20 July 2017 18:21

That’ll work until it doesn’t.

Mooglefox 23

Thursday 20 July 2017 19:42

First you must ask yourself: where did this snake come from?

Savannah Nicole Lee 4

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Sunday 23 July 2017 7:04

It's Florida, it probably pays rent there.

Surewhatever 35

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Tuesday 25 July 2017 4:55

Yes, yes. That is the scariest part of this FML.

Talented73 54

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Thursday 20 July 2017 20:40

I have a snake.... in my pants.... huh-huh.... huh-huh-huh....

Spencer William Ferguson 4

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Thursday 20 July 2017 21:34

full of shit xD

corky1992 33

Thursday 20 July 2017 21:41

why would you think something under the toilet seat was your glasses? you said the room wasnt well lit, but of ALL places you thought your glasses were there? lol. yikes about the snake.