Psssssych!

By Welcome to Florida - 20/07/2017 13:01

Today, my son's glasses were missing. My bathroom is not well lit, but I noticed something sticking out from under the toilet seat. I excitedly grabbed it, thinking I saw the band of the glasses. Nope, it was a snake. FML
I agree, your life sucks 5 330
You deserved it 535

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Lobby_Bee 17

Snake - Today, I was chilling by the pool and all of a sudden, some perverted human being grabbed my ass. FML

Rookie error, don't grab anything from the toilet in a dark room!

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Lobby_Bee 17

Snake - Today, I was chilling by the pool and all of a sudden, some perverted human being grabbed my ass. FML

Rookie error, don't grab anything from the toilet in a dark room!

ariege09 1

Your own glasses must be missing too!

Train the snake to hold two lenses while wrapped around your son’s head. He’ll have the coolest glasses in school! Make sure the snake isn’t a constrictor.

If the snake is a constrictor, it will keep your son's glasses on nice and tight and he won't lose them!

Mooglefox 23

First you must ask yourself: where did this snake come from?

It's Florida, it probably pays rent there.

Yes, yes. That is the scariest part of this FML.

I have a snake.... in my pants.... huh-huh.... huh-huh-huh....

corky1992 33

why would you think something under the toilet seat was your glasses? you said the room wasnt well lit, but of ALL places you thought your glasses were there? lol. yikes about the snake.

It was her son's glasses that were missing. Kids do lose things in the darnedest places.

smc3106 25

Why are you asking us if you hate snakes?