Work, Health, Sex and Shopping: Jelly?

Jelly?

By kallens - 15/01/2009 23:08 - United States

Today, I was at Target with my mom. After 10 minutes of my mom walking around looking confused, I said, "Mom, what are you looking for? I worked at this place for 4 years, I know where everything is." My mom was looking for K-Y Jelly. FML

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By UGH - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I had to return a shirt to Target. My mom offered to do it for me on her way to work, so I gave her the shirt and receipt. Later, I remembered that on the same receipt I had purchased condoms, lube, and whipped cream. FML

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By the_captain - 23/06/2009 00:21 - United States

Today, I was cashiering at Target when an old woman came into my checkout line. Her items? Variety pack of pleasuring condoms, a bottle of KY sensual lube, and two colorful thongs. As I'm scanning these, she leans in and whispers, "I love toys." FML

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By SwimSquid - 15/04/2009 18:38 - United States

Today, my mom and I went to Winn-Dixie. I told her I was going to a different isle 5 minutes later I hear my name on the intercom to go to the front of the store. As I go I see my mom crying, she comes and hugs me and tells me she thought I was lost. Im 22, I had my cell phone, and I drove there. FML

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By aawkward... - 09/12/2009 19:27 - United States

Today, I was watching TV with my mom. The new Trojan Ecstasy condom commercial came on. I sat there awkwardly while my mom pulled out her shopping list. I bet you can guess what she added. FML

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Corny jokes

By embarrassed - 12/07/2009 18:25 - United States

Today, I was at Target with my mom and we finished purchasing our items. We had gotten a fan so I said, "This thing is too big to fit in." First thing my mom yells? "THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!" and starts laughing hysterically in front of the entire store. FML

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HOW VERY DARE YOU?

By Fear of the unflushed…for life, the sentencing. - 10/06/2023 08:00 - United States

Today, I pooped in a drug store bathroom but forgot to flush. I left to go find my mom and found her in the toy section. I guess after I had walked away oblivious, a woman had walked into the bathroom behind me and found the kids I'd abandoned. She then came and found my mom and me, then yelled at me. FML

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You deserved it 1 213

By Ania - 15/10/2011 05:13 - United States

Today, I went shopping with my mom. I went into my department and tried on some clothes. After a few minutes, there is an announcement that a child has gone missing. Staff are searching the store. I see my mom and she hugs me in tears and yells, "I found her!" I'm almost 17. FML

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By Anna - 02/10/2012 17:37 - United States - Murfreesboro

Today, I got lost at Best Buy. Meanwhile, my mom freaked out, and they called out my name over the intercom. When I walked up to the desk and they saw I was 17, the employees burst out laughing. FML

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By laurenmay - 06/03/2009 23:11 - United States

Today, I was working at Target when an old woman asked me if I could help her find her favorite bra. I asked what brand it was when she replied "I'll check the tag". She lifted up the front of her shirt, and flipped one cup of her bra inside out. I saw everything. FML

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You deserved it 4 419

By sierraisfucked - 02/06/2009 07:55 - United States

Today, I was in Walmart with my mom. I was looking for some CDs I wanted and saw a cute guy. Then he nodded at me and as he started to walk towards me, I hear my name being called over the intercom. Apparently, according to my mom, it was time to go. FML

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You deserved it 4 192

juicebahx 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 20:19

The real FML here is that you worked at Target for four years.

3daysgrace 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 17:25

ky?

Comments

Timmytwofinger 0

Thursday 5 February 2009 2:35

hahaha, sucks to be you

itialian_lol 0

Monday 21 March 2011 3:21

totally agree!

AliSama 17

Sunday 22 February 2009 20:42

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sum1two 0

Tuesday 14 December 2010 17:41

it's her mother! it's gross.

Lakario 0

Thursday 12 March 2009 16:58

A couple of months ago I found KY in my 50+ year old mom's bedside table. Whoops. Beats my friend who found her dad's dual prince alberts.

juicebahx 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 20:19

The real FML here is that you worked at Target for four years.

MisterMuffinz 13

Sunday 27 March 2011 23:55

castano10 0

Thursday 26 May 2011 17:37

mean

minesbiggerr 25

Tuesday 31 December 2013 18:31

FML is mean

Kazze 31

Friday 8 May 2015 23:20

Better than Wal-Mart.

SIK07GTSTANG 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 6:11

Agree with #4, how could you work at Target for 4 years and not kill yourself. Just being in that place makes me feel like shit. I can't imagine working there.