By highschoolsucks - United States
Today, I chaperoned a school dance. A song I knew came on, and, wanting to be the fun teacher, I danced around a little. The students then pointed and laughed. I graduated in '87 and high school still hurts. FML
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Well, OP graduated the year before my parents... and if they're anything alike, there will be some popping, definitely some locking, and then some dropping - straight to the floor

By  perdix  |  29

Yes, but this time, not getting laid by a cheerleader is not just an episode of typical teenage angst, it will keep your ass out of jail.

If you had the moves like Jagger, you might end up with a night of carnal pleasure, but 5-10 in the hoosegow (where child molesters are at the bottom rung of the prison food chain.)