By highschoolsucks - 05/10/2012 02:44 - United States

Today, I chaperoned a school dance. A song I knew came on, and, wanting to be the fun teacher, I danced around a little. The students then pointed and laughed. I graduated in '87 and high school still hurts. FML
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kearsleyz 10

Shoulda Asked them to teach you how to Dougie'!

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ee13lbp 4

It would have been more awkward if they just stared in silence...

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kearsleyz 10

Shoulda Asked them to teach you how to Dougie'!

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TurtleSmile 14

Any publicity is good publicity, right?

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MormonPornstar 7

Well, OP graduated the year before my parents... and if they're anything alike, there will be some popping, definitely some locking, and then some dropping - straight to the floor

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chell1894 13

The real question is why would you go back? I mean there's tons of other professions out there and yet you chose the one you absolutely hated.

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ICastillo 24

Ya The dougie or Gangnam Style.....Eey sexy laadyy..

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boarderlyne17 8

40 - Where in God's name does it say anything about OP hating being a teacher?

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Gregory607 1

Said she hates high school. Is a highschool teacher

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MissEmma_fml 22

Always has hurt, always will. Unfortunate OP. At least you tried.

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tehdarkness 21

Way to be a zeek! Bet they put it on YouTube by now... Even worse than '87...

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xlord 27

Don't know if troll or just stupid.......

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ee13lbp 4

I don't understand the stupidity behind this comment... Can someone explain why it has so many downvotes?

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xoxo_jackie 5

It's just plain stupid...

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xoxo_jackie 5

First of all, what the **** is a zeek?

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ee13lbp 4

It would have been more awkward if they just stared in silence...

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zandalee 19

And this is why most people hated high school...

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perdix 29

Yes, but this time, not getting laid by a cheerleader is not just an episode of typical teenage angst, it will keep your ass out of jail. If you had the moves like Jagger, you might end up with a night of carnal pleasure, but 5-10 in the hoosegow (where child molesters are at the bottom rung of the prison food chain.)

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gc327072 30

Back in HS they had the moves like jagger, now they just have the moobs like jabba.

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teddy4nyy 13

A disliked comment by perdix! IMPOSSIBRU!

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loserboii 11

Back in OP's high school they had electric slide

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Pretty_Pink_Lady 10

It's always funny to see the teacher dance, I'm sure. Try not to take it as a direct insult, just and inevitable effect of being a middle aged adult dancing in a room of 15-year-olds.

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Grimmerie 31

OP graduated the year she was born?! That's amazing!

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Pretty_Pink_Lady 10

Yeah I forgot that you should always assume people are infant geniuses. My bad, 11.

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Enslaved 36

The OP graduated in 1987. Most likely he/she is 42/43.

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chippa 24

Yes, that was stupid of me. What was I thinking? *sinks into my chair*

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daringtoride 27

High school never ends, my friend.

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BeforeItWasCool 12

High five for the BFS reference. But seriously OP, I feel bad for you man. High school is full of utter jackasses.

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perdix 29

You didn't do The Elaine, with the thumbs and the kicks. It looks like a full-body dry heave.

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raider27 7

Lovely reference Perdix. Hahaha oh God The Elaine is a classic

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wellfuuucckme 7

Yes cause back then nobody laughed at the dorky teacher trying to be funny!

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