the_real_dvd

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About The_real_dvd

This feels like filling out a tinder profile. This is the part where you're supposed to toot your own horn right? Well I don't toot. I do leave comments though, most are serious, some are an attempt at humor, and others are an expression of conviction that you may not appreciate. For one of these reasons you've found yourself creeping my profile. I thank you for coming by, please don't feel obligated to give a fuck. That thing is weird and makes me feel like I'm an ass if I don't give one back. If you like what I say, just drop an message and say so. Also, idk wtf is wrong with this app. I've tried updating my pic numerous times and it won't let me. So fuck it. The dude abides.

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Beginner

You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.

Socialite

You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…

Mobility

You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.

Checking you out

You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

I never take things to heart

Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.

I'm an early bird, but no worm yet

You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.

Night owl

You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.

Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

I like your style

You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

Up and coming moderator

It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.

Perfectionist

Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.

Who’s the fairest of them all?

This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

100 kick-ass comments

100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

Consolation prize

Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.

It's in the can!

Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!

Profile completed

You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.

Judgmental

You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.

50 quality comments

Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.

One more and it's business time

You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

Tommy Wiseau

You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.

I'm a rock star

You have 100 followers. Your head's in the game.

A new thumb

You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

Censored

Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.

Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

50 favorites

Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!

The return of the thumb

You have thumbed 5000 comments.

The thumb strikes back

You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

YDI Master

You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

I agree, my mouse works.

200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

Gandhi

You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.

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