the_real_dvd

About The_real_dvd

This feels like filling out a tinder profile. This is the part where you're supposed to toot your own horn right? Well I don't toot. I do leave comments though, most are serious, some are an attempt at humor, and others are an expression of conviction that you may not appreciate. For one of these reasons you've found yourself creeping my profile. I thank you for coming by, please don't feel obligated to give a fuck. That thing is weird and makes me feel like I'm an ass if I don't give one back. If you like what I say, just drop an message and say so. Also, idk wtf is wrong with this app. I've tried updating my pic numerous times and it won't let me. So fuck it. The dude abides.

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Beginner
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
Socialite
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
Mobility
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
Checking you out
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
I never take things to heart
Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.
I'm an early bird, but no worm yet
You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.
Night owl
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
Santa Claus
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
I like your style
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
The Mixer
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
Up and coming moderator
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
Perfectionist
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
Consolation prize
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
It's in the can!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
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Judgmental
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
50 quality comments
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

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Tommy Wiseau
You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.

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I'm a rock star
You have 100 followers. Your head's in the game.

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A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

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Censored
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.

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Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

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50 favorites
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!

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The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments.

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The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

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YDI Master
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

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I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

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Gandhi
You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.

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