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Miss 30 years-old Single

Anonymous 1 August 2013, 07:36 Goodyear, United States

Today, my girlfriend of 3 weeks gave me an ultimatum: marry her, or she kills herself. FML

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tiredofcrazy 18 March 2014, 09:14 Australia 🌶️ Spicy

Mommy issues

Today, my boyfriend stormed out after I suggested to him that his relationship with his mother is maybe a little weird. Apparently having regular, hour-long phone discussions about your penis is a perfectly normal thing for a 23-year-old to have with his mother. FML

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