Kinky Crab

By Robert Herrin - 14/08/2018 18:30

Today, I fell asleep with my hermit crab on my bed and woke up to him pinching my nipple. FML
I agree, your life sucks 979
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Still, it’s one of the better ways to wake up with crabs.

"Something tells me I'm into something good." - Herrin's Hermits

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Oh snap! You got some action, and crabs. In a bit of a pinch there!

"Something tells me I'm into something good." - Herrin's Hermits

Still, it’s one of the better ways to wake up with crabs.

They sell a cream for that...

Is it garlic butter? I hear garlic butter goes great with crab.

Why are you surprised? It’s called a hermit carb for a reason. It doesn’t like people.

Still a better love story than Twilight.

Is it's name nipple pincher 🤣🤣

Who’s the real hermit here?

Looks like the little guy's quite the efficient alarm clock to have in a pinch.

That would make anyone feel crabby.