FML : Today, my psycho ex girlfriend got up in my face after I dumped her. She said I'm going to pay and that one day, when I think I'm safe and happy, my joy...

Today, my psycho ex girlfriend got up in my face after I dumped her. She said I'm going to pay and that one day, when I think I'm safe and happy, my joy will turn to ash in my mouth. When I pointed out she'd just ripped off a Game of Thrones quote, she kneed me in the balls. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Saturday 11 July 2015 02:42 / United States

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By ryannmichael | 17

#6347918 - Saturday 11 July 2015 23:11

Then you'll know the debt is paid ??

By pastel_fml | 18

#6347930 - Saturday 11 July 2015 23:13

She must relate to the nastiness that is Cersei at the very least with that quote.

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By ryannmichael | 17

#6347918 - Saturday 11 July 2015 23:11

Then you'll know the debt is paid ??

joe3_fml | 15

#6348004 - Saturday 11 July 2015 23:58

A Lannister always pays his debts.

muzy | 23

#6348068 - Sunday 12 July 2015 1:07

If I were you I'd sleep with one eye open, for the night is dark and full of terror...

miianah1 | 22

#6349514 - Monday 13 July 2015 13:07

The Lannisters send their regards.

By pastel_fml | 18

#6347930 - Saturday 11 July 2015 23:13

She must relate to the nastiness that is Cersei at the very least with that quote.

thisguy22 | 33

#6348194 - Sunday 12 July 2015 3:54

Wasn't it Tyrion who said that?

Amama_fml | 30

#6348539 - Sunday 12 July 2015 13:50

Yeah, Tyrion said it to Cersei

By Oblivion239 | 21

#6347931 - Saturday 11 July 2015 23:13

That was rather quick of her. At least now you don't have to worry.

By Googolman | 28

#6347944 - Saturday 11 July 2015 23:17

At least you realised it was a quote... otherwise it would have been kind of creepy.

By imkool136 | 22

#6347946 - Saturday 11 July 2015 23:17

Choose trial by battle

Frechy | 24

#6347958 - Saturday 11 July 2015 23:23

*combat

By Kurby14 | 21

#6347948 - Saturday 11 July 2015 23:17

watch out OP. who knows what ideas she got from watching the show :/

By SolarLunix | 21

#6347967 - Saturday 11 July 2015 23:28

This would be a good time to move and change your name. You already called her psycho and lonely desperate girls only get worse!

gte225 | 11

#6348980 - Sunday 12 July 2015 22:59

People, not just women

By jay_south | 19

#6347971 - Saturday 11 July 2015 23:33

Just be careful at any future weddings.

muzy | 23

#6348070 - Sunday 12 July 2015 1:10

The *insert ex's surname* send their regards!

By nutellacake | 12

#6347977 - Saturday 11 July 2015 23:36

Calling your ex a "psycho" tells me that you're probably an idiot and she's probably a normal person. And it's a good quote, you should know not to be a smartass after pissing someone off, ydi.