By Anonymous - 11/07/2015 02:42 - United States

Today, my psycho ex girlfriend got up in my face after I dumped her. She said I'm going to pay and that one day, when I think I'm safe and happy, my joy will turn to ash in my mouth. When I pointed out she'd just ripped off a Game of Thrones quote, she kneed me in the balls. FML
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ryannmichael 17

Then you'll know the debt is paid ??

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pastel_fml 18

She must relate to the nastiness that is Cersei at the very least with that quote.

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ryannmichael 17

Then you'll know the debt is paid ??

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joe3_fml 15

A Lannister always pays his debts.

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muzy 23

If I were you I'd sleep with one eye open, for the night is dark and full of terror...

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miianah1 22

The Lannisters send their regards.

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pastel_fml 18

She must relate to the nastiness that is Cersei at the very least with that quote.

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thisguy22 33

Wasn't it Tyrion who said that?

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Amama_fml 30

Yeah, Tyrion said it to Cersei

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Oblivion239 21

That was rather quick of her. At least now you don't have to worry.

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Googolman 29

At least you realised it was a quote... otherwise it would have been kind of creepy.

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imkool136 22

Choose trial by battle

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Frechy 24

*combat

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Kurby14 21

watch out OP. who knows what ideas she got from watching the show :/

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SolarLunix 21

This would be a good time to move and change your name. You already called her psycho and lonely desperate girls only get worse!

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gte225 11

People, not just women

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jay_south 19

Just be careful at any future weddings.

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muzy 23

The *insert ex's surname* send their regards!

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nutellacake 12

Calling your ex a "psycho" tells me that you're probably an idiot and she's probably a normal person. And it's a good quote, you should know not to be a smartass after pissing someone off, ydi.

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whassallt26 13

Could've just turned around to her and said "you know nothing, psycho bitch"

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