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By TanjinaRubbaiyat - 15/01/2010 08:49 - Bangladesh

Today, I was dumped at the surprise party I threw for my boyfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/02/2024 14:00 - United States - Washington

Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend at his house. Apparently, I ruined the surprise party he'd planned for me, and now he’s upset with me. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/09/2009 16:21 - United States

Today, I threw an elaborate surprise birthday party for my boyfriend of four years. He thought we were going to a quiet dinner but when we arrived, thirty of his friends jumped out and surprised him. Instead of kissing me to thank me, he broke up with me because of how easily I had lied to him. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/11/2009 02:40 - United States

Today, I had a surprise birthday party thrown in my honor. All of my friends and family had been invited, and all of the details were perfect. Who threw the party for me? My ex-girlfriend who I dumped last week for "not being thoughtful enough." FML

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By Anonymous - 02/06/2011 04:17

Today, I threw myself a surprise party. FML

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By nofriends - 09/02/2016 05:17 - United States - Boise

Today, my boyfriend admitted that he wanted to throw me a surprise birthday party. The only issue was the fact I didn't have any friends to make it happen. FML

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Awkward small talk

By I Feel Horrible - 20/07/2014 17:59 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I went to my boyfriend's house, intending to break up with him. Instead, I was greeted by his whole family throwing me a surprise party. I had to sit and listen to his whole family talk about what a great couple we are and how we're going to last forever. FML

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TMI

By Anonymous - 19/11/2018 17:30

Today, I told my boyfriend that I loved him. Being dumped wasn't the reaction I was expecting. FML

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By Iamlonesometonight - 26/03/2017 18:47

Today, my now-ex dumped me at a house party, which I then couldn't leave, as all my things were at his house, where I was meant to be staying. FML

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By Funless - 18/08/2010 16:52 - United States

Today, I was invited to a party, but I didn't attend because my boyfriend would be disappointed with me. Instead, I spent the night with him watching movies. At the end of the night, he broke up with me because I wasn't fun enough. FML

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By Reeen - 03/06/2016 22:29 - United States - Pittsboro

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via text, right after I finished cleaning his apartment and dropping off a bunch of booze I bought for a big party we were having. It turns out that big party was his "newly single" party. FML

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timewarpist 1

Friday 15 January 2010 20:04

Well, it was a surprise for both of you.

braFTW 0

Friday 15 January 2010 20:12

Someone doesn't like surprises...

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crazed_ostrich 0

Friday 15 January 2010 20:02

loser

fmlfmlfml15 0

Friday 15 January 2010 20:48

I am not going to lie. THAT sucks. I would dump the birthday cake on his face. On the other hand, maybe he was planning to break up with you before you threw him the party? And if I were him, I wouldn't know how to break up with someone who did that for me. But I definitely wouldn't do it IN THE MIDDLE OF A PARTY someone threw for me. Either way he's an ass.

timewarpist 1

Friday 15 January 2010 20:04

Well, it was a surprise for both of you.

jts2 3

Friday 15 January 2010 20:08

.. Ow.

YoungE 0

Friday 15 January 2010 20:09

lol...ii agree with 2

idkweird 0

Friday 15 January 2010 20:10

That sucks!

colbyskelton 0

Friday 15 January 2010 20:11

ohhhhh yeahhh!

braFTW 0

Friday 15 January 2010 20:12

Someone doesn't like surprises...

chocolateperson1 0

Friday 15 January 2010 20:12

#1: Harsh much?

sweatnut 0

Friday 15 January 2010 20:13

that sucks, atleast you got to eat some cake.

CallMeHush 0

Friday 15 January 2010 20:14

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