FML : Today, I was dumped at the surprise party I threw for my boyfriend. FML

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Today, I was dumped at the surprise party I threw for my boyfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By TanjinaRubbaiyat - / Friday 15 January 2010 08:49 / Bangladesh

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By timewarpist | 0

#776484 - Friday 15 January 2010 08:04

Well, it was a surprise for both of you.

By donkey_hang_down | 2

#776537 - Friday 15 January 2010 08:26

Easy fix to the problem: 1- Walk over to his best friend 2- Get on you knees 3- Unzip his pants 4- Bite his cock off

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By crazed_ostrich | 0

#776479 - Friday 15 January 2010 08:02

loser

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fmlfmlfml15 | 0

#776571 - Friday 15 January 2010 08:48

I am not going to lie. THAT sucks. I would dump the birthday cake on his face. On the other hand, maybe he was planning to break up with you before you threw him the party? And if I were him, I wouldn't know how to break up with someone who did that for me. But I definitely wouldn't do it IN THE MIDDLE OF A PARTY someone threw for me. Either way he's an ass.

By timewarpist | 0

#776484 - Friday 15 January 2010 08:04

Well, it was a surprise for both of you.

By jts2 | 3

#776496 - Friday 15 January 2010 08:08

.. Ow.

By YoungE | 0

#776500 - Friday 15 January 2010 08:09

lol...ii agree with 2

By idkweird | 0

#776505 - Friday 15 January 2010 08:10

That sucks!

By colbyskelton | 0

#776507 - Friday 15 January 2010 08:11

ohhhhh yeahhh!

By braFTW | 0

#776510 - Friday 15 January 2010 08:12

Someone doesn't like surprises...

By chocolateperson1 | 0

#776511 - Friday 15 January 2010 08:12

#1: Harsh much?

By sweatnut | 0

#776514 - Friday 15 January 2010 08:13

that sucks, atleast you got to eat some cake.

By CallMeHush | 0

#776515 - Friday 15 January 2010 08:14

What Happens In Vegas...

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