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That is just awesome. Don't tell people before they stay over, trust me, it'll be great.

The sitter should have taught it to say "Help! I'm trapped in a parrot's body!"

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Watch your back.

The number of YDI 's at this moment is 911. I agree. Watch your back, keep your phone near by.

Probably should buy a new bird...

Dont feed it at midnight or let it go near water :-p

In the end everybody does.

Well aren't you just a ray of sunshine?

this made laugh so hard...

^ then you must be easily entertained. It's a gift. Embrace it.

That is just awesome. Don't tell people before they stay over, trust me, it'll be great.

That would scare the shit out of me

The sitter should have taught it to say "Help! I'm trapped in a parrot's body!"

That would be AWESOME

Maybe he was yelling, "You're gonna die!" at the bird in frustration? They are noisy lil [email protected]$tards!

You sure it was the trainer? Your parrot might be an incarnation of Jack the Ripper. Just watch your back. Don't want to wake up to a butcher knife and "BWARRR! Polly gonna get away with murder!"

No crackers for him!

At least the parrot doesn't regurgitate any moaning noises.

I would rather hear "Oh Johnny, give it to me good," than that. It's freaky at night.

8 - And now won't, since OP's love-life is shot to hell.

Are you sure it was trained to do that? Maybe it really wants to kill you.

The sitter just taught it the English language and finally gave the parrot a way to communicate its true feelings.

Tell him to watch it or he'll be an ex-parrot.

Maybe it's just pining for the fjords.

Imagine getting up on your first night back for a glass of water and hearing that... Fyl OP, fyl.