By Julianapilikusplatosophophes - 11/07/2015 03:49 - Australia - Kew

Today, at 3 in the morning, I was getting out of bed to use the bathroom, when my boyfriend grabbed my arm, looked at me wide-eyed and begged, "Don't... They'll take your skin..." He doesn't remember saying it, and now I'm scared shitless to use the bathroom at night. FML
I agree, your life sucks 30 844
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I suggest having holy water running through your toilet now.

I wouldn't use the bathroom in the dead of night anymore either after that.

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Who will take all your skin? ?

The pastafarians - from the church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

Obviously the skinner.

Come on haven't you seen Charmed

#17 as a Pastafarian I feel I can speak for us all when I say we are tired of being persecuted. We seek to better the world by decreasing global warming by trying to get more and more people to take up an occupation as a pirate. We DO NOT take people's skin.

Just a dream, although it's a creepy one. You'll be ok!

then she probably peed her self

Don't worry OP, he was probably just sleep talking.

I wouldn't use the bathroom in the dead of night anymore either after that.

Lol..I feel a subtle pun when she mentioned she was scared Shitless to use the Bathroom.

I suggest having holy water running through your toilet now.

go in the bathroom with your cover wrapped around you because everyone knows no one can hurt you under your cover

I never thought I'd read an FML that doubled as a creepypasta too!

I don't blame you, I'd be scared too!

Better call Sam and Dean Winchester (;

Sam and Dean can handle anything! just a little salt and holy water.

3 in the morning is also the time were most possessions occur.

Yeah especially considering what #9 said, I'd pee in a bucket from now on

Take him with you to the bathroom and sacrifice his skin, he won't remember anything.