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By Julianapilikusplatosophophes - 11/07/2015 03:49 - Australia - Kew
Today, at 3 in the morning, I was getting out of bed to use the bathroom, when my boyfriend grabbed my arm, looked at me wide-eyed and begged, "Don't... They'll take your skin..." He doesn't remember saying it, and now I'm scared shitless to use the bathroom at night. FML
#17 as a Pastafarian I feel I can speak for us all when I say we are tired of being persecuted.
We seek to better the world by decreasing global warming by trying to get more and more people to take up an occupation as a pirate.
We DO NOT take people's skin.
Just a dream, although it's a creepy one. You'll be ok!