Today, my previously blond boyfriend dyed his hair dark brown and shaved his beard. When he got home, I thought he was an intruder and screamed. Now he thinks I don't love him because I didn't recognize him. FML
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Angel Meadows
| 8
That's a huge change, what in the world did he expect?!
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Charlie Given
| 23
Wow I'd be wondering why such a big change.🤔
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Angel Meadows
| 8
That's a huge change, what in the world did he expect?!
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Angel Meadows
| 8
I mean, have you ever actually seen him without a beard before? If you haven't that alone is enough of a change to prompt a double take but with dyed hair at first glance of course you wouldn't think it was actually him.
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Charlie Given
| 23
Wow I'd be wondering why such a big change.🤔
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real life problems
| 26
Tell him to find his balls, probably in your purse, and man the fuck up.
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Glowworm56
| 25
Trust me, I'm terrible at recognizing people when they dye their hair--it's completely understandable that you freaked out.
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chosha_fml
| 25
Yeah, tell your nitwit boyfriend that CIA-level facial recognition skills are not a prerequisite for loving someone.
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boopingsnoot
| 23
If he dyed his hair, then he wouldn’t even SMELL the same!
I had enough trouble recognizing my mom when she first started wearing glasses!
I had enough trouble recognizing my mom when she first started wearing glasses!
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ohsnapword
| 21
If you think this is a big change, wait until he completes his transition.
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PsychoBillyGoat
| 23
You could have shortened this FML by simply saying today my boyfriend became my girlfriend
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Cali
| 54
Because he shaved his face? Because he has emotions? Not sure what you're getting at here...
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FishyFishy
| 12
Well, I guess you can claim he is still an intruder and throw him out.
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Jose Luis Zaragoza
| 4
How you not recognize him lol