you suck at life that's what happened

2- Congrats. Would you like a trophy?

Machine = 1. OP = 0.

hahaha i love irony=D

owned by a vending machine

i lol'd at this fml

That's coca cola to you,

You were robbed by a vending machine or at a vending machine?
What the hell is in a vending machine that could cost $5?

op was probly stubborn/stupid and kept trying to buy stuff

because it didn't work the first OR the second time it, it HAS to work a 3rd, 4th, and 5th time right?

/sarcasm

Some vending machines accept larger bills without charging more per soda. Just sayin'.

It was probably one of those crack vending machines.
It is the "real thing", after all.

it was a crack vending machine

Why would you put a 5 dollar bill in a machine? If it's a standard vending machine then YDI for not using singles.

#6 Maybe OP didn't have any dollar bills with them at the moment. It's happened to me before...

There are Coca-Cola machines in the US that charge between $3-$4 for a bottle. Usually at sporting venues and tourist spots. As outrageous as it sounds, it's not quite unheard of.

they can charge whatever they want, they know that people want to and will buy it no matter what.

$5 at a vending machine? that better be a damn good cookie or it's your fault for paying so much to a life-enjoyment machine.

NOOO YOU GOT ROBBED FIVE BUCKS YOUR LIFE IS RUINED

i know right

I swear to god if ur that kid on YouTube with imego video delete. It was just sooo shitty. RECAP: watch me put these on! YOUR JUST JEALOUS YOUR JUST JEALOUS YOUR JUST JEALOUS YOUR JUST JEALOUS fuck it was annoying. If ur not this person pls disregard kthx

this is what i thnk happened... OP was just walkin around and some guy in a vending machine outfit robbed him and told to enjoy life. =D
my comment went bie bie sorry 4 dup

This. wins.

ahahahHahahHHahHHAhahahahahahaha yuo got owned

All you have to do is call a 1-800 number on the machine and they will reimburse you your money, though I'm not sure all machines have that available. Well best of luck with your 5 bucks :}