Today, my boyfriend freaked out at me because he found a couple of orange hairs in my bed and he knows my ex is a redhead. He also knows I have two orange cats. FML
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not_your_taco
| 15
So that adds two more suspects to who you cheated on him with...
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MissRaindrop
| 20
That's not just a wrong conclusion. That's trust issues and insecurity. My husbands ex is blonde. We also have a golden retriever of the same color. When I find blond hairs I automatically assume my dog was there. Thinking his ex was in our house doesn't even cross my mind.
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marcranger
| 28
I'd hate to insult blonds by asking if he is one--stupidity is indifferent to hair color, after all.
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ItsDutch
| 16
Idiots come in all shapes and sizes my friend..
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CaptainCrow
| 13
I am offensive and I find this blonde
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mixedsubstances
| 13
ofc a blond finds this offensive cuz they would be stupid enough to be offended by something so trivial
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Rebles
| 15
@34 I am found and I offend this blonde
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CaptainCrow
| 13
#48 I offend blondes, find me
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MikaykayUnicorn
| 36
#53 I find blondes offend me.
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Lars93
| 18
sounds like he thinks this is quite CAT-astrophic
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liv1222
| 29
You should have known you'll get thumbs down for that pun...
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steveo493
| 5
this pun made me sad
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ChristinePi
| 36
Car hair and human hair are nothing alike. You might want to have a talk with him or break up with him if he trusts you that little.
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A07
| 48
Ah, the classic "break up with him" comment.
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littlekellilee
| 45
We have Devon Rex cats. Their fur is curly and looks like pubic hair. It's pretty hilarious when someone visiting finds one somewhere, like in a table.
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Catdragon
| 40
I was unaware that cars had hair.
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Atomic69
| 6
He got scared, and you want her to abandon him, because he got scared.
you need to reevaluate the way you treat people.
You wouldn't want a boyfriend of yours to abandon you, because you got scared.
trust and being scared aren't mutually exclusive.
you need to reevaluate the way you treat people.
You wouldn't want a boyfriend of yours to abandon you, because you got scared.
trust and being scared aren't mutually exclusive.
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DoomedGemini
| 37
As others have said, he had to be pretty untrusting to immediately jump to her cheating with an ex rather than thinking its just animal fur. Animals shed a lot, after all. I think most people would jump to cat rather than "OMG SHES CHEATING".
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swaglesshipster
| 23
If be worried if I were him too! Those fuzzy fur balls are good at winning hearts!
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vreid
| 20
What I learned from this fml
Cats > people
Cats > people
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jet223
| 20
What I learned from this FML:
Cats cause problems.
Cats cause problems.
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vreid
| 20
Or they help you realize your boyfriend is psycho!
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cOOkiEzRgOOd
| 22
I could see where he came from. But I'd hope after 10 seconds of thought he'd notice.
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appygirlify
| 17
Sounds like he overreacted huh? Sorry op
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Cads1
| 24
Do Ginger cats have souls?
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ShadowlessSpear
| 21
Two negatives make a positive.
Yes, they have souls.
Yes, they have souls.
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not_your_taco
| 15
So that adds two more suspects to who you cheated on him with...
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MrSassypants
| 32
Add Chester Cheetah to the list. He wears sunglasses so you know he's good with the ladies.
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leogachi
| 15
It shouldn't be startling if she has orange cats.