Today, my boyfriend freaked out at me because he found a couple...

By innocent cat lady - 7/7/2015 18:19 - United States

Today, my boyfriend freaked out at me because he found a couple of orange hairs in my bed and he knows my ex is a redhead. He also knows I have two orange cats. FML

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By not_your_taco | 15

#6343888 - Wednesday 8 July 2015 0:55

So that adds two more suspects to who you cheated on him with...

By MissRaindrop | 20

#6343947 - Wednesday 8 July 2015 1:50

That's not just a wrong conclusion. That's trust issues and insecurity. My husbands ex is blonde. We also have a golden retriever of the same color. When I find blond hairs I automatically assume my dog was there. Thinking his ex was in our house doesn't even cross my mind.

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By marcranger | 28

#6343857 - Wednesday 8 July 2015 0:48

I'd hate to insult blonds by asking if he is one--stupidity is indifferent to hair color, after all.

ItsDutch | 16

#6343913 - Wednesday 8 July 2015 1:07

Idiots come in all shapes and sizes my friend..

CaptainCrow | 13

#6344009 - Wednesday 8 July 2015 3:22

I am offensive and I find this blonde

mixedsubstances | 13

#6344109 - Wednesday 8 July 2015 5:45

ofc a blond finds this offensive cuz they would be stupid enough to be offended by something so trivial

Rebles | 15

#6344284 - Wednesday 8 July 2015 10:35

@34 I am found and I offend this blonde

CaptainCrow | 13

#6344379 - Wednesday 8 July 2015 14:20

#48 I offend blondes, find me

MikaykayUnicorn | 36

#6344675 - Wednesday 8 July 2015 19:52

#53 I find blondes offend me.

By Lars93 | 18

#6343858 - Wednesday 8 July 2015 0:49

sounds like he thinks this is quite CAT-astrophic

liv1222 | 29

#6344051 - Wednesday 8 July 2015 4:48

You should have known you'll get thumbs down for that pun...

steveo493 | 5

#6344143 - Wednesday 8 July 2015 6:32

this pun made me sad

By ChristinePi | 36

#6343863 - Wednesday 8 July 2015 0:49

Car hair and human hair are nothing alike. You might want to have a talk with him or break up with him if he trusts you that little.

A07 | 48

#6343987 - Wednesday 8 July 2015 2:45

Ah, the classic "break up with him" comment.

littlekellilee | 45

#6344033 - Wednesday 8 July 2015 4:18

We have Devon Rex cats. Their fur is curly and looks like pubic hair. It's pretty hilarious when someone visiting finds one somewhere, like in a table.

Catdragon | 40

#6344129 - Wednesday 8 July 2015 6:10

I was unaware that cars had hair.

Atomic69 | 6

#6344248 - Wednesday 8 July 2015 9:02

He got scared, and you want her to abandon him, because he got scared.
you need to reevaluate the way you treat people.
You wouldn't want a boyfriend of yours to abandon you, because you got scared.
trust and being scared aren't mutually exclusive.

DoomedGemini | 37

#6344704 - Wednesday 8 July 2015 20:17

As others have said, he had to be pretty untrusting to immediately jump to her cheating with an ex rather than thinking its just animal fur. Animals shed a lot, after all. I think most people would jump to cat rather than "OMG SHES CHEATING".