Idiots come in all shapes and sizes my friend..

I am offensive and I find this blonde

ofc a blond finds this offensive cuz they would be stupid enough to be offended by something so trivial

@34 I am found and I offend this blonde

#48 I offend blondes, find me

#53 I find blondes offend me.

You should have known you'll get thumbs down for that pun...

this pun made me sad

Ah, the classic "break up with him" comment.

We have Devon Rex cats. Their fur is curly and looks like pubic hair. It's pretty hilarious when someone visiting finds one somewhere, like in a table.

I was unaware that cars had hair.

He got scared, and you want her to abandon him, because he got scared. you need to reevaluate the way you treat people. You wouldn't want a boyfriend of yours to abandon you, because you got scared. trust and being scared aren't mutually exclusive.

As others have said, he had to be pretty untrusting to immediately jump to her cheating with an ex rather than thinking its just animal fur. Animals shed a lot, after all. I think most people would jump to cat rather than "OMG SHES CHEATING".

What I learned from this FML: Cats cause problems.

Or they help you realize your boyfriend is psycho!

Two negatives make a positive. Yes, they have souls.

Add Chester Cheetah to the list. He wears sunglasses so you know he's good with the ladies.