By innocent cat lady - 07/07/2015 18:19 - United States
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I'd hate to insult blonds by asking if he is one--stupidity is indifferent to hair color, after all.
Idiots come in all shapes and sizes my friend..
I am offensive and I find this blonde
ofc a blond finds this offensive cuz they would be stupid enough to be offended by something so trivial
@34 I am found and I offend this blonde
#48 I offend blondes, find me
sounds like he thinks this is quite CAT-astrophic
You should have known you'll get thumbs down for that pun...
this pun made me sad
Car hair and human hair are nothing alike. You might want to have a talk with him or break up with him if he trusts you that little.
We have Devon Rex cats. Their fur is curly and looks like pubic hair. It's pretty hilarious when someone visiting finds one somewhere, like in a table.
I was unaware that cars had hair.
He got scared, and you want her to abandon him, because he got scared. you need to reevaluate the way you treat people. You wouldn't want a boyfriend of yours to abandon you, because you got scared. trust and being scared aren't mutually exclusive.
As others have said, he had to be pretty untrusting to immediately jump to her cheating with an ex rather than thinking its just animal fur. Animals shed a lot, after all. I think most people would jump to cat rather than "OMG SHES CHEATING".
If be worried if I were him too! Those fuzzy fur balls are good at winning hearts!
What I learned from this fml Cats > people
What I learned from this FML: Cats cause problems.
Or they help you realize your boyfriend is psycho!
I could see where he came from. But I'd hope after 10 seconds of thought he'd notice.
Sounds like he overreacted huh? Sorry op
Do Ginger cats have souls?
So that adds two more suspects to who you cheated on him with...
Add Chester Cheetah to the list. He wears sunglasses so you know he's good with the ladies.
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So that adds two more suspects to who you cheated on him with...
That's not just a wrong conclusion. That's trust issues and insecurity. My husbands ex is blonde. We also have a golden retriever of the same color. When I find blond hairs I automatically assume my dog was there. Thinking his ex was in our house doesn't even cross my mind.