By grossesfesses - 15/05/2013 06:58 - France - Compi?gne

Today, in the doctor's waiting room, a little boy asked me for a cookie. I told him that I didn't have any. He replied, "But my mom says that ladies with big butts always have cookies in their handbags." FML
I agree, your life sucks 495
You deserved it 49

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Then you say, "And that's why I don't have cookies" and then sassily switch seats.

Don't forget with that big butt you can not lie...


Then you say, "And that's why I don't have cookies" and then sassily switch seats.

evilraider 5

I'm sure your mom has quite a few with her then

1PersonIsMyWorld 22

Be proud of your big butt! Some guys think it's sexy! Personally I wish mine was bigger! So flaunt it!

Exactly #44. I'm like that. I love curves and a big butt.

groovycrazyjoe 18

she just have junk in the trunk

Well, where are your cookies?!

How do you think she got the big butt? She ate them!

v1kt4r 13

I get the feeling this started out as the mom saying something like " she has junk in her trunk" the ku over heard and the mom in an effort to explain it away went mom: well ladies with big butts have junk food in their bags kid: like cookies? Mom: yes, like cookies.

Don't forget with that big butt you can not lie...

jramirez16 9

I just can't help myself. I'm acting like an animal.

Mizzesbestie 13
Mizzesbestie 13
Corrupt_waffles 13

Cause silicone parts are made for toys

88- I believe the answer to that question is "Yes"

Why? No one needed to read that 88...

drayloon 50

So find that juicy double Mix a Lots in trouble Beggin for a piece of that bubble So im lookin at rock videos Knock kneed bimbos walkin like hoes You can have dem bimbos I'll keep my women like Flo Jo A word to the thick soul sisters I wanna get with ya I wont cuss or hit ya But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna mmm Till the break of dawn Baby got it goin on Alotta simps won't like this song Cuz them punks like to hit it and quit it And id rather stay and play Cuz im long, and im strong And im down to get the friction on So, ladies (yeah) Ladies (yeah) Do you wanna roll in my Mercedes (yeah) Then turn around, stick it out Even white boys got to shout Baby got back you're welcome

Xquisite1 28

OP, you should be hiding cookies along with the junk in your trunk.

his mom is just jealous! take it as a compliment, OP.

No everybody is jelly of a big booty. Booty means fat.

#68, there's a difference between a woman with a big ass and a big ass woman ( not that there's anything wrong with that). Woman with a big ass: JLo Big ass woman: Gabourey Sidibe.

Boobs also mean fat, but a lot of people find those attractive. A big booty is not necessarily a bad thing.

I'm sorry but that is just rude. Tell Momma how you feel and smack her one!

I wouldn't worry about it too much. Kids will be kids. I'm sure you've got nice butt :D